EVERY DAY I WAKE UP & OPEN PALM SLAM

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take the moon: by sebmojo

A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MATTHEW BRODERICK GODZILLA AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MATTHEW BRODERICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME BABY DINOSAUR RAPTOR BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP & BLOW UP MY OWN SUB. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED EARTH'S MOST DANGEROUS MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY JEAN RENO FAN CLUB AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN FAN CLUBS CAN STILL LIKE DUMB FRENCH poo poo BETTER. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

# ? Oct 30, 2020 20:27

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# ? May 3, 2024 14:58

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EVERY MORNING THERE'S A HALO HANGING FROM THE CORNER OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S FOURPOST BED. I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE BUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SEEING IF I CAN USE IT FOR A WEEKEND OR A ONE-NIGHT STAND. I DO EVERY MOVE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO WORK THINGS OUT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I LEAVE MY BROKEN HEART OPEN OR EVEN WHEN YOU RIP IT OUT. NOT MANY CAN SAY SOMETHING SO DECEIVIN'. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERY DAY AND ALL IT DOES IS PROVE THAT SHE ALWAYS RIGHTS THE WRONGS FOR ME. BABY. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LYRICS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO TURN ME AROUND AGAIN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING DOING IT AGAIN EVERY MORNING. THEN I SHUT THE DOOR BABY DON'T SAY A WORD

# ? Oct 30, 2020 21:08

Gluten Free Dad

I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME BABY DINOSAUR RAPTOR BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP & KILL TWO WOMEN WITH MY CAR IN IRELAND AND ESCAPE JUSTICE FOR ALMOST 35 YEARS

# ? Oct 30, 2020 21:40

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EVERY MORNING THERE'S A HALO HANGING FROM THE CORNER OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S FOURPOST BED. I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE BUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SEEING IF I CAN USE IT FOR A WEEKEND OR A ONE-NIGHT STAND. I DO EVERY MOVE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO WORK THINGS OUT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I LEAVE MY BROKEN HEART OPEN OR EVEN WHEN YOU RIP IT OUT. NOT MANY CAN SAY SOMETHING SO DECEIVIN'. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERY DAY AND ALL IT DOES IS PROVE THAT SHE ALWAYS RIGHTS THE WRONGS FOR ME. BABY. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LYRICS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO TURN ME AROUND AGAIN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING DOING IT AGAIN EVERY MORNING. THEN I SHUT THE DOOR BABY DON'T SAY A WORD

# ? Oct 30, 2020 21:41

SIDS Vicious

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP & OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THERE WILL BE BLOOD AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DANIEL DAY LEWIS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME OIL DRILLS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP & DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED EARTH'S MOST DANGEROUS PREACHER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY PAUL DANO FAN CLUB AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN FAN CLUBS CAN STILL LIKE DUMB YOUNG SHITS BETTER. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

# ? Oct 30, 2020 21:42

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

# ? Oct 30, 2020 21:54

take the moon: by sebmojo

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

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# ? Oct 30, 2020 22:54

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 01:01

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 01:28

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

# ? Oct 31, 2020 02:14

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 22:18

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

# ? Nov 1, 2020 13:43

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EVERY MORNING THERE'S A HALO HANGING FROM THE CORNER OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S FOURPOST BED. I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE BUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SEEING IF I CAN USE IT FOR A WEEKEND OR A ONE-NIGHT STAND. I DO EVERY MOVE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO WORK THINGS OUT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I LEAVE MY BROKEN HEART OPEN OR EVEN WHEN YOU RIP IT OUT. NOT MANY CAN SAY SOMETHING SO DECEIVIN'. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERY DAY AND ALL IT DOES IS PROVE THAT SHE ALWAYS RIGHTS THE WRONGS FOR ME. BABY. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LYRICS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO TURN ME AROUND AGAIN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING DOING IT AGAIN EVERY MORNING. THEN I SHUT THE DOOR BABY DON'T SAY A WORD

# ? Nov 1, 2020 16:12

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. ITS A RECURSIVE VIDEO OF MY MORNING ROUTINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAKE UP AND

# ? Nov 1, 2020 16:13

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# ? May 3, 2024 14:58

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM NECRO A THREAD INTO THE YOB

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:24

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