how old is too old for trick or treating

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30? 50? no such thing?

# ? Oct 31, 2020 20:42

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owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

personally i kept at it until someone invited me in to their party instead of giving me candy. in a new town now and thinking it might be a good way to get out there and make friends

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 20:44

Mummy Napkin

I'd say you're too old to trick or treat when you can beat up the sorry son of a gun who put good and plenty's in your bag

# ? Oct 31, 2020 20:58

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Mummy Napkin posted:

I'd say you're too old to trick or treat when you can beat up the sorry son of a gun who put good and plenty's in your bag

the good and plenty giver is weak and even as a child i knew i could crush him should i feel the need

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 21:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

if you dress up like an old person they'll never know you are actually old

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 31, 2020 21:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ur never 2 old for petty vandalism op

u know, like TP, eggs and arson

# ? Oct 31, 2020 21:10

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Heather Papps posted:

if you dress up like an old person they'll never know you are actually old

if i just wanted to harvest candy i could see this one weird trick being very effective, however i do not wish to deceive anyone. i simply wish to participate in this celebration as a member of a community

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 21:12

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prepuce repurposed posted:

ur never 2 old for petty vandalism op

u know, like TP, eggs and arson

i am compelled to strive for balance in all things. what are tricks without treats

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 21:12

SIDS Vicious

im 32 and if it wasn't for this dang virus thingie you'd better believe I'd be out trick or treating

# ? Oct 31, 2020 21:44

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I only trick or treat at the cathouse now

# ? Oct 31, 2020 21:50

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

It's 420 op, hth

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 22:17

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going by the traditional monsters, there are mummies dated back tens of thousands of years

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 22:22

STING 64

5'1"+

# ? Oct 31, 2020 23:01

Khanstant

idk, candy doesnt really "go bad" imo so ive handed out candy that was easily a decade + old. its sooo much cheaper and literally just as good

# ? Oct 31, 2020 23:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I just give out warm pocket gum. load up ur jncos with dubble bubble at least 2 hours before sundown

# ? Oct 31, 2020 23:16

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Sid Vicious posted:

im 32 and if it wasn't for this dang virus thingie you'd better believe I'd be out trick or treating

thank you sid you're an inspiration

Evil Bob posted:

I only trick or treat at the cathouse now

i just don't want to end up in the doghouse

Chewbecca posted:

It's 420 op, hth

nice

Nosfereefer posted:

going by the traditional monsters, there are mummies dated back tens of thousands of years

they aren't real

JOHN CENA posted:

5'1"+

this is a spatial rather than temporal measurement

Khanstant posted:

idk, candy doesnt really "go bad" imo so ive handed out candy that was easily a decade + old. its sooo much cheaper and literally just as good

i want to know at what age it is no longer considered "acceptable" to participate in the celebration of halloween through the process of trick or treating as a recipient

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 23:17

SIDS Vicious

if you came to my house I would give you a gift card to get some soup

# ? Oct 31, 2020 23:20

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Sid Vicious posted:

if you came to my house I would give you a gift card to get some soup

that'd be souper, thanks

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# ? Oct 31, 2020 23:56

vanisher

JOHN CENA posted:

5'1"+

I was about to post its a height thing

# ? Nov 1, 2020 01:16

vanisher

Imagine buying different candy for different heights of trick or treaters

# ? Nov 1, 2020 01:18

Macnult

you have until you and your friends start throwing parties and then you are not allowed to trick or treat until you have children of your own

# ? Nov 1, 2020 03:04

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

JOHN CENA posted:

5'1"+

I just made it in :sickos:

# ? Nov 1, 2020 21:41

STING 64

what a wookiee

# ? Nov 1, 2020 21:43

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

At some point you die and then the skeleton inside you gets a turn to trick or treat.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 02:51

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:02

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm looking forward to being able to hold more candy using my walker as a support for a larger sack of candy (bonus: the sack, when stretched across the walker, will allow for easier depositing of Halloween loot into it allowing for an increase in candy acquisition yield), and ultimately later on using my
my motorized cart which will allow me to ramp up my candy storage capacity considerably.

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# ? Nov 2, 2020 03:00

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