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"hi Michael it's me. Uhh can you come over real quick, maybe even bring a friend? I've got [redacted] in my house cos he came over to print out my assignment but he's been staring at my laundry pile for like half an hour and it's kinda weirding me out" if it's not already obvious, it's the printer-carrying goon
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Man I really hope this guy staring at me leaves me alone I can't believe I wore my nicest pink turtleneck to this party and he's the only guy paying attention to me, well better stare into my wine glass some more to avoid eye contact oh I forgot the answer is the akwakrd photo of two people sitting on the floor at a party SIDS Vicious fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Nov 6, 2020 |
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oh you like pizza, huh? we all do, but have you ever served pizza to someone who was absolutely mystified by it, but also utterly fascinated? I have she asked me whether it was made by a god, and if so, which one she told me she could sense its pulsating majesty with all six senses then she started a conversation with her silverware 
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Nov 6, 2020 21:46
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yeah i mean the house is nice and im really attracted to the bath tub you know how us females love bath tubs but the entire bathroom looks like its from some really old first person shooter. you know what i mean? also my inspector said he hosed up the t joints and the entire thing could collapse any second. do you have any other houses for me to look at jeffrey of yospos reality? grover? you mean like from seseme street? |
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Nov 6, 2020 22:34
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p. normal day until this idiot came into the er with his finger blown off tried to say he shot it off hunting a rabbit but he clearly blew up a wombat in a propane tank or some poo poo we could have called him in to see him a half hour ago but it's too funny watching him try to live post this with one hand |
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Nov 6, 2020 22:45
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okay... just tell me when your rear end in a top hat is as big as you can make it and i'll take the picture
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Heather Papps posted:okay... just tell me when your rear end in a top hat is as big as you can make it and i'll take the picture lol |
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Nov 6, 2020 22:52
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please turn around and put your hands behind your back mr. nadler |
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Nov 6, 2020 22:54
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for years now, one of my counselors has just been bugging me about building this thing. can't stop talking about how cool it will be, how the kids will love it, how new campers will be flocking here every summer, how it will be the envy of every summer camp around. and I kept telling him "no." we don't have the money for that. I'm skeptical that it will even get built. his blueprint is something he wrote on a napkin, looks like. but drat he was so persistent, said he could raise the money, knew exactly where to get the supplies, yadda yadda yadda. so finally I relented. mostly to get him to shut up. and I'll be darned, he actually gets the thing built! not only that, all the kids who see it think it's really cool and want to give it a try! so I ask him when it'll be open and he mumbles something and changes the subject. every so often I keep asking him about it, and I get stonewalled. still needs some "minor tweaks," he says. he's getting feedback from some web site, apparently. then one day the whole thing is suddenly chopped down, and the counselor is nowhere to be found. people baffle me.
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"Oh yeah, nothing's up to code in this place. Don't smell too good neither. I'll start the paperwork when I get back to the office." A county official condemning the Groverhaus "I don't understand what's scary about the doll. Why is he talking like that?" Somebody's mom being made to watch Doom House by her goon son, AnimeStairWizard69, for his video "Mom's React to DOOM HOUSE" on his youtube channel
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Nov 6, 2020 23:08
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I'm microwave's mom. |
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Nov 7, 2020 22:16
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There is no Michael, only mike. 
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i love ribs... and homicide 
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Nov 9, 2020 01:14
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ugh, my roommate found my poo poo lasagna and moved out. anyone looking for a place?
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Nov 9, 2020 01:41
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hey this is pretty cool. some guy in the park gave us a whole pizza.
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My son went to use the rest room at this diner and we found him hanging from the ceiling like he was possessed |
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I was really excited to start my first real job in game development but I'm sitting in this presentation and they just keep rambling about balls and cliffs and I'm wondering what I've gotten myself into. Oh they're about to display some concept art, this should be good. |
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you dont understand why i had to put my poo all over the place |
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google THIS posted:I was really excited to start my first real job in game development but I'm sitting in this presentation and they just keep rambling about balls and cliffs and I'm wondering what I've gotten myself into.
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google THIS posted:I was really excited to start my first real job in game development but I'm sitting in this presentation and they just keep rambling about balls and cliffs and I'm wondering what I've gotten myself into. |
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