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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


quote:

Agnes en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Albert en_US # I have a frog in my throat. No, I mean a real frog!
Alex en_US # Most people recognize me by my voice.
Alice it_IT # Salve, mi chiamo Alice e sono una voce italiana.
Alva sv_SE # Hej, jag heter Alva. Jag är en svensk röst.
Amelie fr_CA # Bonjour, je m’appelle Amelie. Je suis une voix canadienne.
Anna de_DE # Hallo, ich heiße Anna und ich bin eine deutsche Stimme.
Bad News en_US # The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of a fast approaching train.
Bahh en_US # Do not pull the wool over my eyes.
Bells en_US # Time flies when you are having fun.
Boing en_US # Spring has sprung, fall has fell, winter's here and it's colder than usual.
Bruce en_US # I sure like being inside this fancy computer
Bubbles en_US # Pull the plug! I'm drowning!
Carmit he_IL # שלום. קוראים לי כרמית, ואני קול בשפה העברית.
Cellos en_US # Doo da doo da dum dee dee doodly doo dum dum dum doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo
Damayanti id_ID # Halo, nama saya Damayanti. Saya berbahasa Indonesia.
Daniel en_GB # Hello, my name is Daniel. I am a British-English voice.
Deranged en_US # I need to go on a really long vacation.
Diego es_AR # Hola, me llamo Diego y soy una voz espańola.
Ellen nl_BE # Hallo, mijn naam is Ellen. Ik ben een Belgische stem.
Fiona en-scotland # Hello, my name is Fiona. I am a Scottish-English voice.
Fred en_US # I sure like being inside this fancy computer
Good News en_US # Congratulations you just won the sweepstakes and you don't have to pay income tax again.
Hysterical en_US # Please stop tickling me!
Ioana ro_RO # Bună, mă cheamă Ioana . Sunt o voce românească.
Joana pt_PT # Olá, chamo-me Joana e dou voz ao portuguęs falado em Portugal.
Junior en_US # My favorite food is pizza.
Kanya th_TH # สวัสดีค่ะ ดิฉันชื่อKanya
Karen en_AU # Hello, my name is Karen. I am an Australian-English voice.
Kathy en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Kyoko ja_JP # こんにちは、私の名前はKyokoです。日本語の音声をお届けします。
Laura sk_SK # Ahoj. Volám sa Laura . Som hlas v slovenskom jazyku.
Lekha hi_IN # नमस्कार, मेरा नाम लेखा है.Lekha मै हिंदी मे बोलने वाली आवाज़ हूँ.
Luciana pt_BR # Olá, o meu nome é Luciana e a minha voz corresponde ao portuguęs que é falado no Brasil
Maged ar_SA # مرحبًا اسمي Maged. أنا عربي من السعودية.
Mariska hu_HU # Üdvözlöm! Mariska vagyok. Én vagyok a magyar hang.
Mei-Jia zh_TW # 您好,我叫美佳。我說國語。
Melina el_GR # Γεια σας, ονομάζομαι Melina. Είμαι μια ελληνική φωνή.
Milena ru_RU # Здравствуйте, меня зовут Milena. Я – русский голос системы.
Moira en_IE # Hello, my name is Moira. I am an Irish-English voice.
Monica es_ES # Hola, me llamo Monica y soy una voz espańola.
Nora nb_NO # Hei, jeg heter Nora. Jeg er en norsk stemme.
Paulina es_MX # Hola, me llamo Paulina y soy una voz mexicana.
Pipe Organ en_US # We must rejoice in this morbid voice.
Princess en_US # When I grow up I'm going to be a scientist.
Ralph en_US # The sum of the squares of the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse.
Samantha en_US # Hello, my name is Samantha. I am an American-English voice.
Sara da_DK # Hej, jeg hedder Sara. Jeg er en dansk stemme.
Satu fi_FI # Hei, minun nimeni on Satu. Olen suomalainen ääni.
Sin-ji zh_HK # 您好,我叫 Sin-ji。我講廣東話。
Tessa en_ZA # Hello, my name is Tessa. I am a South African-English voice.
Thomas fr_FR # Bonjour, je m’appelle Thomas. Je suis une voix française.
Ting-Ting zh_CN # 您好,我叫Ting-Ting。我讲中文普通话。
Trinoids en_US # We cannot communicate with these carbon units.
Veena en_IN # Hello, my name is Veena. I am an Indian-English voice.
Vicki en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Victoria en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Whisper en_US # Pssssst, hey you, Yeah you, Who do ya think I'm talking to, the mouse?
Xander nl_NL # Hallo, mijn naam is Xander. Ik ben een Nederlandse stem.
Yelda tr_TR # Merhaba, benim adım Yelda. Ben Türkçe bir sesim.
Yuna ko_KR # 안녕하세요. 제 이름은 Yuna입니다. 저는 한국어 음성입니다.
Zarvox en_US # That looks like a peaceful planet.
Zosia pl_PL # Witaj. Mam na imię Zosia, jestem głosem kobiecym dla języka polskiego.
Zuzana cs_CZ # Dobrý den, jmenuji se Zuzana. Jsem český hlas.

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


| grep en_

quote:

Agnes en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Albert en_US # I have a frog in my throat. No, I mean a real frog!
Alex en_US # Most people recognize me by my voice.
Bad News en_US # The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of a fast approaching train.
Bahh en_US # Do not pull the wool over my eyes.
Bells en_US # Time flies when you are having fun.
Boing en_US # Spring has sprung, fall has fell, winter's here and it's colder than usual.
Bruce en_US # I sure like being inside this fancy computer
Bubbles en_US # Pull the plug! I'm drowning!
Cellos en_US # Doo da doo da dum dee dee doodly doo dum dum dum doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo
Daniel en_GB # Hello, my name is Daniel. I am a British-English voice.
Deranged en_US # I need to go on a really long vacation.
Fred en_US # I sure like being inside this fancy computer
Good News en_US # Congratulations you just won the sweepstakes and you don't have to pay income tax again.
Hysterical en_US # Please stop tickling me!
Junior en_US # My favorite food is pizza.
Karen en_AU # Hello, my name is Karen. I am an Australian-English voice.
Kathy en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Moira en_IE # Hello, my name is Moira. I am an Irish-English voice.
Pipe Organ en_US # We must rejoice in this morbid voice.
Princess en_US # When I grow up I'm going to be a scientist.
Ralph en_US # The sum of the squares of the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse.
Samantha en_US # Hello, my name is Samantha. I am an American-English voice.
Tessa en_ZA # Hello, my name is Tessa. I am a South African-English voice.
Trinoids en_US # We cannot communicate with these carbon units.
Veena en_IN # Hello, my name is Veena. I am an Indian-English voice.
Vicki en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Victoria en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Whisper en_US # Pssssst, hey you, Yeah you, Who do ya think I'm talking to, the mouse?
Zarvox en_US # That looks like a peaceful planet.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
varvox is the motorola dfoid voice

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


code:
say --voice="?" | grep en_ | while read -r line; do
  echo $line | cut -d' ' -f1 | xargs -L1 -I% say --voice="%" "penis"
done

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




no income tax huh? good poo poo op!

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i teach computers and programming at my kids school and i show them this at about week 3 and if you haven't been in a room with a bunch of 6th graders just now learning about say with their computers turned to max volume i dont really think you've lived a full life at all

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




what kind of things do they say?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Nice!

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
We used to have mac minis in our computer labs back then, because they were fairly powerful considering the form factor and we could screw them to the backs of monitors. That made the setup fairly student-proof.

They spent most of their time running windows, but we had tools to remotely force them boot OSX, and to remotely run ad-hoc commands on OSX.

I eventually got the timing just right. I could either have them say something in perfect unison (like a hive mind) or slightly out of sync (like a mob).

Anyway, hysterical and whisper are great.

I've written some code to do the same on Windows, but Windows only has boring voices…

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

say —gas

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I loved playing with the bad news voice in elementary school

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I'm this guy:

Fred en_US # I sure like being inside this fancy computer

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

good thing that toy os has funny voices to amuse the children

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

graph posted:

varvox is the motorola dfoid voice

and ralph is the voice of the auto pilot from wall-e

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pardot posted:

what kind of things do they say?

memes mostly, and insulting each other. A couple years ago it was all "do you know the way," that was unpleasant

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

carry on then posted:

good thing that toy os has funny voices to amuse the children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDfQ21KlEY

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

aeiou

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

rotor posted:

i teach computers and programming at my kids school and i show them this at about week 3 and if you haven't been in a room with a bunch of 6th graders just now learning about say with their computers turned to max volume i dont really think you've lived a full life at all

My 2yo regularly has conversations with Mister Computer who is of course just me typing into the say prompt. It's a lot of fun. I don't know if he knows it's me yet.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Tom Collins posted:

My 2yo regularly has conversations with Mister Computer who is of course just me typing into the say prompt. It's a lot of fun. I don't know if he knows it's me yet.

awwww

heya tarm, how u been

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

rotor posted:

awwww

heya tarm, how u been

things is good, life is hectic, seems like there's never time for anything, you know the drill.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Tom Collins posted:

things is good, life is hectic, seems like there's never time for anything, you know the drill.

i sure do

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



lol wrong thread

Achmed Jones fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Nov 27, 2020

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

is being a hairless ape really that much better than being a talking moose?

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