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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

page sniping

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

When I press the large red button at the top left of my remote, it turns the TV on if it is off, and off if it is on.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chief McHeath posted:

When I press the large red button at the top left of my remote, it turns the TV on if it is off, and off if it is on.

My remote has an "off" button that is green and a "on" button that is red.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Chomp8645 posted:

My remote has an "off" button that is green and a "on" button that is red.

What the hell

Are you in eastern europe or something :thunk:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

TheAardvark posted:

What the hell

Are you in eastern europe or something :thunk:

Nah I just bought an offbrand TV made by a company called "Silo".

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Chomp8645 posted:

My remote has an "off" button that is green and a "on" button that is red.

Are you sure you're not smearing your fingers on your 3d glasses?

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


A flushing toilet makes the same gurgling sound as when you pull the stem out of a bong to clear it.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

the perfect amount of beer to drink without getting hungover. turns out its a six pack. if you need more than this you need to dry out for a couple of months and you already know this

more than two beers will destroy me now. its not the alcohol, i can drink lots of whisky or tequila or wine without problem, but a six pack of beer would gently caress up my digestive system for days

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I know how to make a lot of tasty, simple and cheap meals.

I love cooking but my partner and I both work full+ time and are tired all the time.

But you can make buttermilk chicken and roasted vegetables with minimal effort and it's aces.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Earwicker posted:

more than two beers will destroy me now. its not the alcohol, i can drink lots of whisky or tequila or wine without problem, but a six pack of beer would gently caress up my digestive system for days

:same:

I've hit the point where the amount of beer I need to feel good now is greater than the amount that'll make me feel bad tomorrow. That really kinda puts a damper on my beer consumption.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I use to think that to make a baby, the semen goes in the mouth while the baby comes out the other hole, as with food. But now I have seen enough internet videos that I know it's true.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I know that drinking milk makes you cum a lot more.

If you want to pee more, drink a lot of lemonade but NOT tang. My cousin once drank a three bottles and got very sick.

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
make good sentence

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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ultrafilter posted:

:same:

I've hit the point where the amount of beer I need to feel good now is greater than the amount that'll make me feel bad tomorrow. That really kinda puts a damper on my beer consumption.

I've switched to weed for this reason.

I should have just stopped drinking and started working out something but... Eh

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Outrail posted:

I should have just stopped drinking and started working out something but... Eh

luckily, weed and working out are a great combination

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Earwicker posted:

luckily, weed and working out are a great combination

What?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

LUCKILY, WEED AND WORKING OUT ARE A GREAT COMBINATION

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Arrhythmia posted:

LUCKILY, WEED AND WORKING OUT ARE A GREAT COMBINATION

The parts I know but the sum is perplexing.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.
Folding a fitted sheet is easy, each fold creates a straight side.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

How to be decent to people, even when they are pissed and think I'm full of poo poo. Also how to google and read instructions. Somehow both of these together are a paying job.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Ignatius M. Meen posted:

How to be decent to people, even when they are pissed and think I'm full of poo poo. Also how to google and read instructions. Somehow both of these together are a paying job.

Do an ask tell about being a vote counter? Tia.

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

If you show me how to do this I will also go on a date with you.

It's actually just folding the paper a bunch so you make a lever.

https://youtu.be/00DWLkVLbd4

It's a fun little trick for parties or dates :)

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