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Dick Warlock

I'm not making this up. He was also Michael Meyers in Halloween 2.

There he is! THE Dick Warlock. A professional name he chose for himself. Just thought this may be important info to some of you.

# ? Nov 16, 2020 02:54

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# ? Nov 16, 2020 02:56

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# ? Nov 16, 2020 03:24

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# ? Nov 16, 2020 05:07

Stoner Sloth

"bring in the stunt dick!"

is this something you'd be more likely to hear on the set of a porno or a kurt russel movie?

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# ? Nov 16, 2020 10:00

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Stoner Sloth posted:

"bring in the stunt dick!"

is this something you'd be more likely to hear on the set of a porno or a kurt russel movie?

...both?

# ? Nov 16, 2020 10:15

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# ? Nov 16, 2020 14:32

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is his wife named Clit Witch?

# ? Nov 16, 2020 16:07

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I am happy to have learned this, and I will use this knowledge for the betterment of mankind, by telling people about Dick Warlock.

# ? Nov 16, 2020 16:10

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Stoner Sloth posted:

"bring in the stunt dick!"

is this something you'd be more likely to hear on the set of a porno or a kurt russel movie?

The real issue would be to figure out what exactly you're making in the process

# ? Nov 16, 2020 16:12

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# ? Nov 17, 2020 17:41

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Iron Chef Ramen posted:

is his wife named Clit Witch?

lol

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# ? Nov 17, 2020 21:17

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his website used to be a lot more amazing, seems to have updated recently and cleaned things up. please explore on the wayback machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20180315101735/https://dickwarlock.com/
some of the broken links and pages were how it actually was at the time and are part of the dick experience

e: i forgot he had a visitor counter in 2018 y'all. also a page called COWBOY STUFF.

Sloane fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Nov 17, 2020

# ? Nov 17, 2020 21:44