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There is some big news happening all the time! Everywhere! Yes! Even in your country! Your state/prefecture/province! Your city/town/village! Your neighborhood! It's true! There's always news going on! All around you! ALL THE TIME! Wars! Elections! Cats being rescued from trees! Pandemics! Natural disasters! That weird bowling alley that you're pretty sure is maybe a drug front is having another charity event! Vice exclusive on the strange internet website Something Awful Dot Com! What your neighbors think of that new family that moved in! I asked my friend Jeanene what was up? Boy! She sure let me know about a lot of news! BIG NEWS! |
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Nov 16, 2020 07:04
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those darn millenials always going on about breaking news but none of them will lend a hand with fixing olds, smh
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Nov 16, 2020 14:29
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loving millennials! We should throw them in the river to see if they float - and, then, burn them as witches! Hell, it's the Chinese 'Year of the Rat' and I'm still writing 'Monkey' on all my checks. |
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Nov 16, 2020 15:05
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Good evening, and welcome to WBYB 69, your chill source. Tonight's top story: A duck. Will it play in the water? The answer may delight you. In fashion and lifestyle, new smilies are on the way and winter sigs are just around the corner. We'll show you how you can stay up on the latest trends. And our ongoing investigation: ButtTheShitmanFart. Will he ever post? We'll hear the latest from the experts. All of that and more, right after our blue fluid on the 1x/month. |
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Nov 16, 2020 15:42
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*tries to look innocent* "Uh... the news was like this when I got here, i swear!"
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Nov 17, 2020 04:27
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google THIS posted:Good evening, and welcome to WBYB 69, your chill source.
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Nov 17, 2020 10:51
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we must kill technology to stop the news. without the written word i would never have to be harassed by the news again
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Nov 17, 2020 17:34
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Extra! Extra! Post em if you got em!!
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Nov 18, 2020 01:00
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next up, after a word from our sponsors, are the dinosaurs from Jurassic world real? they look real. did Chris Pratt really train them? is Chris Pratt real? when you watched the movie did you see Chris Pratt? was it just me? am I the movie? why? why not? we weigh the pros and cons of my existence in a mutually agreed upon reality in desperate struggle to trick ourselves into a baseline agreement of objectivity with studio expert on me, me. but am I a reliable judge of myself? you decide, after you hear all my facts about me.
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Nov 18, 2020 14:56
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pecan posted:next up, after a word from our sponsors, are the dinosaurs from Jurassic world real? they look real. did Chris Pratt really train them? is Chris Pratt real? when you watched the movie did you see Chris Pratt? was it just me? am I the movie? why? why not? we weigh the pros and cons of my existence in a mutually agreed upon reality in desperate struggle to trick ourselves into a baseline agreement of objectivity with studio expert on me, me. but am I a reliable judge of myself? you decide, after you hear all my facts about me. 
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Nov 18, 2020 15:04
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the news killed my parents
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Nov 18, 2020 20:52
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Huh? Oh, I'm just standing here with a microphone in my hand, I got nuthin'. Seriously, there's nothing new here. Alright, the cat food bowl is almost empty. I know, i know but there's 2 other food bowls and they both have plenty. I will! I'll fill it up as soon as I get up again. What, now? You want me to get up NOW and fill it? I just told you there are 2 other bowls, but you're still insisting I get up right this second. How much are they paying you? The cats. Thy must be paying you. They're not? What do you mean they're not? My cats are NOT paying you to make me get up and fill their food bowls? WELL THAT'S NEWS TO ME, PAL! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 18, 2020 21:07
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thanks don! Hannah Lucia reporting on the scene where it appears someone has put me in the town's only water supply. And let me just say, the water's warm. back to you, boys
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Nov 18, 2020 21:14
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For the first time in 5 yrs, I read the newspaper today. Lots of new things happening since last read. https://soundcloud.com/yesssss-2/video-games-newspaper-10182029-foyer Details developing. https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm |
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Nov 18, 2020 22:04
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teenagers around the country are obsessed with a mysterious website. it's called "chillinternet.club," and it just may be the latest threat from the dark web. our investigative team tried to access this website, only to be routed every time to seemingly pointless subforum on an ancient message board. what is chillinternet.club hiding? we'll never know.
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Nov 18, 2020 22:27
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Cuz I'm one step closer and I'm about to break SOME NEWS! SOME NEWS I'LL BE SHARING WITH YOU! |
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Nov 19, 2020 03:42
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Cuz I'm one step closer and I'm about to break rest in power chester b |
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