- AARD VARKMAN
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1. I live in an apartment and have no plumbing access
2. It's warmer than room temperature at the coldest setting.
So far I have come up with some ideas
*) Start a petition to hire someone to blow on the water until it is colder
D) buy a monthly subscription box for premium ice
3) bargain with the ifriti that lives in my pipes
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Nov 18, 2020 06:13
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May 9, 2024 23:53
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- pecan
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sleep in a bath of increasingly warmer water until ur internal sense of cold shifts
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Nov 18, 2020 14:58
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- Prof. Crocodile
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As winter approaches you can open the tiny windows near the top of the water heater, to let the cold air in. This will cool the water nicely. If you want it warm again, simply close the tiny windows.
If for some reason your water heater does not have tiny windows, you can add some with a drill, a big rock, and a little elbow grease.
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Nov 18, 2020 15:09
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- google THIS
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2. It's warmer than room temperature at the coldest setting.
That's an easy one: Turn up your heat
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Nov 18, 2020 15:42
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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you must go to work in the icefields where you will be paid in ice for your toil so you may finally cool down your water
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Nov 18, 2020 17:29
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- AARD VARKMAN
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What do you mean no plumbing access? Like, getting into the pipes in the walls?
right i can get under my sink but that's it, the water heater is in a locked room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc
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Nov 18, 2020 17:34
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- pecan
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is your pee cold? u could pee int he water? even if ur pees hot it might be worth a shot, there are endless miracles physics cannot explain
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Nov 18, 2020 17:49
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- Khanstant
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get a broken water heater that just makes water colder
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Nov 18, 2020 18:43
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Blow on it.
Works for getting soup the right temperature
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Nov 18, 2020
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Nov 18, 2020 18:44
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- Prof. Crocodile
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right i can get under my sink but that's it, the water heater is in a locked room
This is the first hurdle you must overcome, op. Use a drill, a big rock, and some elbow grease to put tiny windows in that door. THEN you can access/install tiny windows on the water heater.
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Nov 18, 2020 18:51
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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u could also take that pill german soldiers took in the siberian front to warm u up and the water will seem colder by comparison
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Nov 18, 2020 20:50
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- Khanstant
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try putting ice in the pipes
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Nov 19, 2020 00:37
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- AARD VARKMAN
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I've been thinking about lowering my global warming footprint so that the water is colder. It might take a while though.
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Nov 19, 2020 00:41
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- Trying
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decant into a glass and then make a scene in front of all its friends
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Nov 19, 2020 00:46
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- Talkc
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Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
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Get your tap to study Joan Crawford. Her entire body of work.
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Nov 19, 2020 13:47
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- Escape From Noise
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Go buy some bottled water and put it in the fridge until it's really cold. Drink the cold bottled water in front of your tap while sounding really refreshed and commenting on how you don't even need tapwater anymore
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Nov 19, 2020 17:48
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- Escape From Noise
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Play a lot of cool jazz until your pipes get fed up and will do whatever you want so you'll stop
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Nov 19, 2020 17:49
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- google THIS
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You obviously need to find a way to hack into the utility room They are clearly holding your water heater against its will and it is warming your cold water as a cry for help
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Nov 19, 2020 18:07
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- AARD VARKMAN
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I got an email from my apt. complex saying they needed in to my water heater closet to turn on a little heater (?) but I said gently caress off because of COVID so they're going to leave me the key!!!
im getting to the bottom of this !!!!
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Nov 19, 2020 18:12
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You obviously need to find a way to hack into the utility room They are clearly holding your water heater against its will and it is warming your cold water as a cry for help
Hack the planet!
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Nov 19, 2020 19:49
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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like jsut do what they do for cooling at nuclear plants use hyper chilled substances and have them run like parralel with the water pipes and when the water touches the cold pipe it gets real cold
dig a well to cocytus and borrow their water
cast ice magic on the water
just some ideas
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Nov 19, 2020 22:01
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May 9, 2024 23:53
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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I got an email from my apt. complex saying they needed in to my water heater closet to turn on a little heater (?) but I said gently caress off because of COVID so they're going to leave me the key!!!
im getting to the bottom of this !!!!
keep us posted op
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