- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Imagine a world where toilets were invented as early as flower pots, being interchangeable. Flies would likely be a less common sight. Composting would take off everywhere with unparalleled success. There would be unrivaled wonders of figuring out who we are and what our place in nature would be then, crossing the kingdom of plants and animals together.
*Interrupts self, squats down with a pained grunt and produces a dandelion on the spot*
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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waking up early to walk my dog in front of the house of the friendly neighbor. my dog squats on his lawn and pinches out two beautiful tulips and i leave them there even though I brought little bags with me 
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Nov 30, 2020 04:58
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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i don't know if it's food poisoning but every time i eat taco bell within 30 minutes i am blowing a whole meadow of wildflowers out back
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Nov 30, 2020 05:01
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- Escape From Noise
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Yeah, but imagine what would bloom from plant buds then
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Nov 30, 2020 16:10
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Shoveling fresh flowers onto my prized dungheap
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Nov 30, 2020 16:18
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- google THIS
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Finding a Vaccinium erythrocarpum stuck to my butt
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Nov 30, 2020 16:59
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- Khanstant
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drat bees wont get away from my rear end
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Nov 30, 2020 17:04
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- Macnult
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silent butt daisies
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Nov 30, 2020 18:33
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- google THIS
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Leaving artificial flowers on my coworker's desk as a prank
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Nov 30, 2020 18:48
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- Salacious Spy
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Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
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*manager storming back into office from bathroom* listen, somebody's rear end just summoned the seventh circle of hell in there and now there are loving snapdragons and lilies all over the tile, and if somebody doesn't step forward and admit fault in the next thirty seconds then you're all spending the rest of the day doing some gardening if you know what I mean
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Nov 30, 2020 21:13
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- google THIS
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making GBS threads out roses again after binging on Taco Bell, When will I ever learn?
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Nov 30, 2020 23:51
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- DicktheCat
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My pa always said "yeah, and my butt will shoot roses out next time I fart!" If he doubted a thing.
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Dec 1, 2020 09:14
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- Escape From Noise
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My pa always said "yeah, and my butt will shoot roses out next time I fart!" If he doubted a thing.
poo poo in one hand and wish in the other...
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Dec 1, 2020 09:54
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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I am actually a gardener, so my job is now potentially terrible and full of getting old ladies to lift their skirts for "a good pruning"
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Dec 1, 2020 12:53
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- super sweet best pal
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making GBS threads bricks is now a good thing since they're bricks of compressed weed bud.
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Dec 2, 2020 04:18
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Kevin Spacey had a sick fantasy life in American Beauty
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Dec 2, 2020 08:07
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May 28, 2024 15:40
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Every year on the anniversary of her death I drop a steaming diarrhea on my beloved wife's grave
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