im a pizza man

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frump truck: hello... again!

my bones are dough. my blood is tomato sauce, my muscles are pepperoni, my skin is cheese. i've been on the run from humans for 100 years and life is a nightmare

# ? Dec 24, 2020 14:25

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# ? May 5, 2024 09:31

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

that's rough man.

# ? Dec 24, 2020 14:30

Professor Latency

As a kid I would sing macho man by the village people but replace the word macho with pizza.

So I understand u op

# ? Dec 24, 2020 14:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

There's vomit on his sweater already

His sister died horribly in a cannibalism incident in Detroit

# ? Dec 24, 2020 15:01

FutonForensic

the guy from 127 Hours probably would've had a much better time as a pizza man

# ? Dec 24, 2020 16:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

frump truck posted:

my bones are dough. my blood is tomato sauce, my muscles are pepperoni, my skin is cheese. i've been on the run from humans for 100 years and life is a nightmare

as a nacho guy, i feel your pain

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 24, 2020 19:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm a stall man. Let's tangle

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Dec 24, 2020 19:14

Ass-penny

100 years is a pretty good run OP. Succumb to being torn apart and devoured imo.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Dec 24, 2020 20:31

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

im a pizza man

with a pizza plan

# ? Dec 24, 2020 23:43

google THIS

Seems like a sequel to https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951878

# ? Dec 25, 2020 00:04

Robot Made of Meat

Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:

im a pizza man

with a pizza plan

I'm a pizza man,
In my pizza van. . .

OK, I don't know where to go with this, but it started out great, to the tune of the Barbie Girl song.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 25, 2020 02:13

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i am a calzone

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Dec 25, 2020 02:25

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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...man

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Dec 25, 2020 02:25

google THIS

OP how delitized are you on a scale from 1 to fully

# ? Dec 25, 2020 03:07

Escape From Noise

Watch out for your sworn enemy Mayor McCheese!

# ? Dec 25, 2020 03:27

frump truck: hello... again!

google THIS posted:

Seems like a sequel to https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951878

Deliver me (from the horrors of existence). im a pizza man.

# ? Dec 25, 2020 05:53

frump truck: hello... again!

Pahilla the Hun posted:

i am a calzone

sup

# ? Dec 25, 2020 05:55

Khanstant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmOZjiMw9v8

# ? Dec 25, 2020 17:03

Escape From Noise

The name's Za. Pete Za.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 25, 2020 17:16

Khanstant

at peter piper's pizza when youre hungry youre hungry for fun

# ? Dec 25, 2020 18:15

Finger Prince

On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt, famed half-man, half-pizza, was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo. Apparently he ate himself to death.

# ? Dec 25, 2020 18:31

alexandriao

the neopolitan pizza man dislikes the other pizza men and is a pizza supremacist.

# ? Dec 25, 2020 18:54

alexandriao

im a pizza girl
with a calzone man

# ? Dec 25, 2020 19:04

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

holy moly i�m stromboli
pepperoni my mozzarella is supalonely
i got sauce
i got sauce

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Dec 26, 2020 00:16

Escape From Noise

I'm your chef when in need
Want some sauce? Have some cheese
You know me, I'm your friend
Want your crust thick or thin

I'm your pizza man
I'm your pizza man

# ? Dec 26, 2020 02:36

alexandriao

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm your chef when in need
Want some sauce? Have some cheese
You know me, I'm your friend
Want your crust thick or thin

I'm your pizza man
I'm your pizza man

# ? Dec 26, 2020 02:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm a pizza man on the land

# ? Dec 26, 2020 23:48

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I get Pizza Man. Really do. But cramming Pizza Baby into the MCU was a step too far.

# ? Dec 26, 2020 23:52

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# ? May 5, 2024 09:31

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm your chef when in need
Want some sauce? Have some cheese
You know me, I'm your friend
Want your crust thick or thin

I'm your pizza man
I'm your pizza man

# ? Dec 27, 2020 00:15

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