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This wrapping paper looks a little thin, hold up I can see the swiffer refill box right though this. Honey is everything alright? |
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It's the reused wrapping paper from nana? Who passed away 5 years ago? Oh honey what a wonderful surprise.
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Dec 25, 2020 18:24
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handcrafted paper made from the fallen limbs of my favourite childhood tree, ink made from your blood! ribbon reconstituted from your baby blanket - honey, i don't even have to open this. i know it's an engagement ring.
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Dec 25, 2020 19:47
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try wrapping an extremely thoughtful gift in a garbage bag to throw your giftee off the scent
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Dec 25, 2020 19:47
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https://twitter.com/sharnatweets/status/944789429054447616?s=20
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Dec 25, 2020 20:06
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 Ideally all of the gifts I receive have dinosaurs on the wrap.
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Dec 25, 2020 21:25
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me: this wrapping paper is just... toilet paper? her: used toilet paper
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Dec 26, 2020 00:17
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me: wow, the wrapping paper here is pretty hard core . . . is that . . . uh . . .? her: (smiling broadly) sure is, it's the skin of your annoying co-worker steve
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Dec 26, 2020 00:31
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Hmm! Metallic paper. Very nice weight to it. 2in wide ribbon with a hand tied bow. It's lovely! Our relationship couldn't be stronger. Very similar to the present from my boss, actually Oh no |
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Dec 26, 2020 00:38
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*me opening the flaming bag of dog poo poo on my doorstep*: oh wow! what a very economical and "green" way to wrap a present! |
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Dec 26, 2020 00:43
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wife: I can't believe it, no wrapping paper at all. is this relationship a joke to you? me: sweetie . . . you've got it all wrong . . . this gift is wrapped in *gesturing broadly* the universe, everything, the most extravagant wrapping paper imaginable e: wife: no bow?
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Dec 26, 2020 00:45
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Manifisto posted:wife: I can't believe it, no wrapping paper at all. is this relationship a joke to you? |
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Dec 26, 2020 03:02
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a sweater, wrapped in a layer of sauteed mushrooms and onions, prosciutto, and puff pastry, then baked until medium rare. |
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Dec 26, 2020 03:35
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Manifisto posted:me: wow, the wrapping paper here is pretty hard core . . . is that . . . uh . . .? Every poster here has the mental image of a different partner saying this in their own special way, but Steve is universal. |
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Dec 26, 2020 03:50
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Buttchocks posted:a sweater, wrapped in a layer of sauteed mushrooms and onions, prosciutto, and puff pastry, then baked until medium rare. |
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