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Slavvy posted:This is now the Honda haiku headquarters. captainOrbital posted:a new goldwing trike builds character posted:Dakar is coming Add your own motorcycle haiku! No penalty for non-Honda entries.
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Dagen H posted:Need a cheap project Oibignose posted:I sold my Fireblade
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Dec 28, 2020 14:59
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Four thousand dollars Brand new in twenty fifteen A fantastic bike Single cylinder You don't need a faster bike Just double downshift Jack B Nimble fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Dec 28, 2020 |
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Streets blanketed white Snow and salt sing "stay inside" My heart slumbers too quote:ELR paintjob A square-rear end headlight Underseat well can hold God Muscle car of bikes
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Dec 28, 2020 19:11
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One One Four C I The rumble as I start it Always makes me smile
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Dec 28, 2020 20:07
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It's rusting and old But I'll regret it when sold Ride the drat wheels off Top speed? 65 72 mpg Take me to work, Bitch Covered on the street Safe from rain and snow? High winds Knock it right over. gently caress Camchain tensioner Leaks. Gaskets don't work any more. I have to block-sand?? Decrease my cc's Increase insurance savings A small victory Driving a car, bad Plow into rat race, eyes sag Operate a bike
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Dec 28, 2020 21:21
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captainOrbital posted:I wanted a grom
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Dec 28, 2020 22:03
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Slide Hammer posted:Top speed? 65 Lmao
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Dec 28, 2020 22:15
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"Is that a Harley?" "Oh so it's a crotch rocket!" "You be safe out there!"
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Slide Hammer posted:Covered on the street What are you doing? You should not be on the ground. You will get bedsores! 
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Dec 29, 2020 07:04
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Made it to front page. A first for the bike forum? Welcome, confused goons. 
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Highs in the thirties "You put away your bike yet?" I don't understand Long winter ahead Other vehicles to drive Still taking the bike Oh gently caress, ice ahead No traction control oh poo poo Harley Davidson
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Dec 29, 2020 15:00
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Deeters posted:Made it to front page. 
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The OP was meant to be neither comprehensive nor exclusionary. If you posted a haiku in the other thread, paste it here!
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Strife posted:Highs in the thirties It’s Aprilia Divide by zero error It shall remain parked
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Dec 29, 2020 17:21
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laughing my rear end off howling my butt off laughing lol at husqvarnas
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Dec 29, 2020 17:30
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This thread has all goons Doing math on their fingers 3rd grade all over
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Dec 29, 2020 18:23
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New Continental Corded after 2 seasons I hate bike tires Jim Silly-Balls posted:This thread has all goons 
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Dec 29, 2020 19:08
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FBS posted:Silent in garage
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Dec 29, 2020 20:01
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im doing it too 
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Dec 29, 2020 21:07
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Stripped bolts, snapped plastic Who's the idiot that did this poo poo? But the only owner is me
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Clip-ons, rearset pegs Ergos for resilient youth But I'm 48 Son wants to take test Vulcan can't do the slalom Razzkull One-Two-Five Dagen H fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Dec 30, 2020 |
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Let’s start a project Oh I hosed it up a little One less bike to ride Oh poo poo, MOT Time to make this thing all good No parts, holidays No more bikes to ride Parts all over my kitchen Still waiting on mail
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Dec 30, 2020 17:39
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crunch to the garage cold hands, bolts, the battery where is the charger
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five hours to bleed brakes he who will face god's judgement german engineer
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:five hours to bleed brakes Front brakes on a hinge Rear brake three joints in linkage Teutonic madness
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Teal and purple bike, Two round headlights reign supreme. Back in time I go!
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Martytoof posted:Teal and purple bike, It’s like a dirtbike But with sport bike wheels and tires Back it in time, brah
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A vape? No, Honda CRF150 STOCK NYING NYING NYING NYING NYING https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJvdpK5q/
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Jan 10, 2021 16:03
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Dismal wintertime A blue, faired Honda sings I own Suzukis
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Jan 10, 2021 19:43
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I'm saving money! A year later it's all gone, Chinese 125
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Jan 10, 2021 19:50
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Slavvy posted:I'm saving money! 
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Jan 11, 2021 00:48
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Got a bike for free Two thousand dollars later It finally runs
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Got a bike for free Took two thousand bucks To get a free bike running Glad it's not a boat
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Buy 3D printer Visit 3D printing thread So many bike people
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3D printed parts Why have you forsaken me? Delamination
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SLA printer: Fairings in four inch pieces. Bike is mostly glue.
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