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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Okay. You're going to need one very large bone in ham |
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start a forest fire near the border, then dispatch one of those planes that drops a load of water onto the fire. but, instead of water, that plane will be filled with maple syrup! and instead of dropping water on the fire, it will drop the payload of syrup into a swimming pool or something. this will seem not at all strange because raining syrup is a commonplace occurrence in the great white north, I'm told. admittedly there will still be a forest fire raging, you'll have to think of something there. maybe toast some marshmallows or something.
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have you tried asking politely?
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mailorder bees! posted:have you tried asking politely? Gets caught by Mounties lugging barrels across the border, and they aren't mad, just disappointed they didn't ask first. |
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just ask the CIA to bring it on the trip back after they drop off all the ketchup chips to American guerrillas
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hypothetically of course. you would as a thought experiment fly a drone over the border while your partner in this completely not happening crime drove you across the border. you would allegedly keep the drone hovered over the car . |
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snergle posted:hypothetically of course. you would as a thought experiment fly a drone over the border while your partner in this completely not happening crime drove you across the border. you would allegedly keep the drone hovered over the car . I like the way you "roleplay" I like to let my "imagination" run wild like that too, speaking of which what if i just made a large moose shaped tank and filled it with maple syrup and just wheeled it across the border... no mountie would ever stop a moose |
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Replace your blood with maple syrup, cross the border, then swap it back with your blood once you're safely on the other side. Now you just have to worry about smuggling blood across the border, so maybe dress up like a doctor or something |
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Jan 5, 2021 08:52
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LOL everyone is overthinking this. Just load up a camper and head to the border. If it looks like you're about to get stopped, quickly drink all the syrup like downing the bag of shrooms to destroy the evidence. You'll have failed your smuggling mission but will be on a maple syrup high for DAYS. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jan 6, 2021 |
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Bright Bart posted:LOL everyone is overthinking this. Just load up a camper and head to the border. If it looks like you're about to get stopped, quickly drink all the syrup like downing the bag of shoots to destroy the evidence. Sir, how many tall stacks did you have before you got behind the wheel tonight? [Handing me a pancake] I'm going to need you to make a long, heavy breath into this. |
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Jan 5, 2021 13:38
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im thinking maple syrup enemas + many trips back and forth over the border |
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Jan 5, 2021 23:06
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as an added bonus, it will now fetch an ever higher price in canada |
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Jan 5, 2021 23:07
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Nosfereefer posted:as an added bonus, it will now fetch an ever higher price in canada its like that coffee that they collect from that wild cat's poop
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carefully squeezing the clumps of the cat's litter box to extract that sweet maple gold without a worry in the world since it's well known that cat urine is odorless
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canadian maple syrup cartel was the name of the rural forest dwelling gang that raised me |
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Milde posted:canadian maple syrup cartel was the name of the rural forest dwelling gang that raised me woah u better not step into keebler elf territory, u gonna take ur life into ur hands
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hey there friend-o hey there pal etc. |
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Milde posted:hey there friend-o is this a gang thing? a gang "code"? it's making me nervous
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we wear read they wore white |
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just a reminder that choreographed gang dance fighting is extremely byob
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that is actually the premise of every bollywood film ever made |
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Luvcow posted:just a reminder that choreographed gang dance fighting is extremely byob *breaks into riverdance*
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Manifisto posted:*breaks into riverdance* reminds me of the most erotic vegetable, the potato
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Luvcow posted:reminds me of the most erotic vegetable, the potato http://www.spudhub.com http://www.pornspud.com http://www.spudtube.com hmmm |
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Fingerling potatoes |
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Get your landscaping license to transport several maple trees across the border. |
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Mar 15, 2021 17:49
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Tilt North America just a little, and then you wait. |
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RickRogers posted:What you got to do is dilute that goopy tree-love-juice! ah yes surely water usage is not a thorny international issue of any kind
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hire heroin drug-runners but instead of heroin just put maple syrup in the balloons |
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ok as a thought project, completely, you would go big. big big big. You dress up these syrup barrels in big ol red white and blue ribbons and label them ‘American Goodwill!’ in big obnoxious font, and make a big show of taking them across the border, and if anyone tries to ask what’s actually in the barrel you just put your hands on your hips and stare at them for a second before loudly pronouncing “How dare you sir!” and quickly but pointedly getting the barrels moving towards and across the border and glaring backwards every so often |
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put the syrup in your gas tank fred flintstone the car across the border |
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