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So you know how y'all pretty much refuse to read anything where the text wraps to a second line? TURNS OUT EVERYBODY'S THAT WAY. Figuring out how to be a moderately successful poster in BYOB will help you win at work! HERE'S HOW:
I promise you this technique will totally work. Just send this to 6 friends and before long you will be having MAD EMAIL SUCCESS. Your pal, cruft |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:28 |
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I'm not sure I understand your post OP, can we schedule a meeting to go over it? |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:47 |
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google THIS posted:I'm not sure I understand your post OP, can we schedule a meeting to go over it? AGENDA:
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 19:54 |
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cruft posted:
You've gotta put "adjourn" at the end of the agenda, because people in meetings feel like they need to take up the entire time slot no matter what, for some drat reason. If you put "adjourn" or "end of meeting" or something, then:
Folks gotta pee. cruft |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 20:03 |
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google THIS posted:I'm not sure I understand your post OP, can we schedule a meeting to go over it? action items:
oh new action item
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 21:12 |
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do this mean i got the job
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 21:44 |
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I don't know dude I think it depends on the field. And yeah bullet points not numbered lists I guess. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jan 7, 2021 |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 22:50 |
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nut posted:do this mean i got the job You were supposed to start this morning! You blew it and are fired! |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 22:50 |
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Bright Bart posted:I don't know dude I think it depends on the field. Okay, sure, but don't write Heart of Darkness when all you have to say is something like "yes, this was approved last march. We should attempt to push it out next week." cruft fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jan 7, 2021 |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:09 |
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AND ANOTHER THING Don't reply saying "thanks" and nothing else. |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:12 |
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cruft posted:AND ANOTHER THING One pitfall to avoid in formal correspondence is sounding either sarcastic when you don't mean to be, or ungrateful. "thanks" is a potential for both. |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:17 |
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Revolutionizing team-building exercises with the friend square. NLT the 99% bread deli sandwiches arrived for lunch. |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:24 |
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why send an email when you can schedule a 1 hour meeting?
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:47 |
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mailorder bees! posted:why send an email when you can schedule a 1 hour meeting? 50 MINUTE MEETING HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING I AM EXPRESSING MY ANGER BY HOLDING DOWN SHIFT |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:54 |
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i didn't read anything in this thread |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:57 |
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frump truck posted:i didn't read anything in this thread actually i dont know how to read |
# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:57 |
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tldr op
slumpy |
# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:03 |
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bump
slumpy |
# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:03 |
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Slumpy posted:bump i can't read this. what does it say |
# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:05 |
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frump truck posted:i can't read this. what does it say It says "frump truck is a really cool poster" |
# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:06 |
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IT SAYS FRUMP TRUCK rear end
slumpy |
# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:07 |
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cruft posted:AGENDA: hi op id like to schedule a meeting to go over this. what is this? why wasnt i CC'd on this? many thanks posting pals, - alexandria Too much is always not enough! |
# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:18 |
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alexandriao posted:hi op id like to schedule a meeting to go over this. what is this? why wasnt i CC'd on this? I recommend you bring this up during "items not on the agenda"! Did fake Kanye ever make a Chrome extension for BYOB? I started on one and then gave up after a couple hours. cruft fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jan 8, 2021 |
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