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With my trusty service-issued sharped toothbrush and some magazines to armor up our big boy I think we should be good.
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Hello. I am a Secret Service agent tasked with protecting Trump in prison.
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Jan 13, 2021 00:57
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sounds like a great trumpsploitation film
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Jan 13, 2021 00:58
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(standing near trump in cafeteria, outdoor voice) Engage Operation Orange Acorn. [in one flawless practiced motion, unzips Trump's fly and rips off own pants of prison jumpsuit and bends over] Sir, if this operation is successful, you will be no one's prison bitch.
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Jan 13, 2021 01:16
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I call doody duty
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Jan 13, 2021 01:45
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/weird east coast accent hey, im helping the president kneel ova here!!!
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Jan 13, 2021 02:20
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Alright everyone, time for our officially scheduled naptime!
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Jan 13, 2021 02:22
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do we know what the codenames for the various member of the trump family are?
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Jan 13, 2021 02:57
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Pomelo, Tangerine, Mandarin, Navel, Grapefruit, Valencia, and Blood
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Jan 13, 2021 03:23
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I';m Steve Jail
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Jan 13, 2021 03:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k6KpfToibY
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stop posting you fuckers it's our naptime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2GEb4MrkvU
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alright naptime’s over why are there a bunch of newsvans outside???!
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fun thing about the Secret Service they’re required to take a Physical Test a couple times a year in practice this is really done more every two years in actuality the majority of testers monitor, record, and submit their own results under the honor system
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I’m sitting on my couch enjoying a cold beer because Trump will never be punished for anything
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