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Moons light in the night. Stars blink. I don my robe and venture into the woods. I build the fire and stare grimly into it, wearing my stones and bones necklace, clasping my hands together and chanting "De staf van de goedheiligman zelf." "De staf van de goedheiligman zelf." "De staf van de goedheiligman zelf." Suddenly, I hear a loud noise and look behind me. I see what I have longed for all this time. De staf van Sinterklaas. |
# ? Jan 22, 2021 03:03 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 03:08 |
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finally a cult figure that can't get anyone pregnant!
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 03:27 |
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getting kicked out of the cult cuz i keep using de staf van Sinterklaas to see if my cupcakes are done on the inside
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 05:22 |
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De staf van Stinker-laas |
# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:39 |
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Getting kicked out of the cult because i keep using de staf van Sinterklaas to smoke DMT, and then telling everyone i met Sinterklaas and Joe Rogan in the spirit realm, and they were arm wrestling. |
# ? Jan 24, 2021 04:33 |