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EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Moons light in the night. Stars blink. I don my robe and venture into the woods.

I build the fire and stare grimly into it, wearing my stones and bones necklace, clasping my hands together and chanting

"De staf van de goedheiligman zelf."

"De staf van de goedheiligman zelf."

"De staf van de goedheiligman zelf."

Suddenly, I hear a loud noise and look behind me. I see what I have longed for all this time.

De staf van Sinterklaas.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


finally a cult figure that can't get anyone pregnant!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

getting kicked out of the cult cuz i keep using de staf van Sinterklaas to see if my cupcakes are done on the inside

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
De staf van Stinker-laas

Prof. Crocodile

Getting kicked out of the cult because i keep using de staf van Sinterklaas to smoke DMT, and then telling everyone i met Sinterklaas and Joe Rogan in the spirit realm, and they were arm wrestling.

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