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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I hope he finds peace

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Big Beef City posted:

You don't just up and fuckin die of cancer at the drop of a hat.

You die of an open gunshot wound or a lot of loving drugs really fast though. I'm just saying.

Are you saying he died from a broken heart?

Sure okay we're all thinking it. We're all thinking it.

But we have to go on. We have to get up out of bed and face the day.

We are trying to see a sunrise and not see screech but see a new day.

So we don't say it. Even to ourselves.

We don't loving say it.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Zack lied
Screetch died

Belding knew.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
my best friend dad was diagnosed from prostate cancer and died in 15 days.
cancer doesnt gently caress around

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
My best friend's dad was Screech.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
Okay I swear to god I heard Screech died like, three weeks ago

I even said to my girlfriend "hey Screech died" and she said "who's Screech" and I said "he's from Saved by the Bell" and she said "I never watched Saved by the Bell" and I told her all about the porno he was in

Am I going nuts?!

Haulin Oates
Nov 11, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lieutenant Dan posted:

Okay I swear to god I heard Screech died like, three weeks ago

I even said to my girlfriend "hey Screech died" and she said "who's Screech" and I said "he's from Saved by the Bell" and she said "I never watched Saved by the Bell" and I told her all about the porno he was in

Am I going nuts?!

You probably misread the news that he went into the hospital for stage 4 cancer

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Haulin Oates posted:

You probably misread the news that he went into the hospital for stage 4 cancer

This makes an awful lot of sense

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lieutenant Dan posted:

This makes an awful lot of sense

No! You have the second sight!

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

lol you got bamboozled by Screech

Never trust a guy named Diamond.

Funny addendum is that I did get a cheap novelty t-shirt out of it that said "I saved Screeech's house". He had to put a third 'e' in Screech because he was afraid he'd get sued by whoever owned Saved By The Bell.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Say what you will about the man, but we'll always have Marrakesh and the sweet love we made together there. Nobody can take that from us.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Wild T posted:

Never trust a guy named Diamond.

Funny addendum is that I did get a cheap novelty t-shirt out of it that said "I saved Screeech's house". He had to put a third 'e' in Screech because he was afraid he'd get sued by whoever owned Saved By The Bell.

Lol imagine how much you'd have to be hated to be sued for using your character name in a way to save your house from being foreclosed.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Back in the '90s, he was in a very famous Teeeeee-V show

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Wild T posted:

Screech owed me $20.

Years ago he had some bullshit charity drive to save his house and I chipped in. Turns out it was a scam and if I ever met him I was going to dunk his head in a toilet until he paid up.

sounds like he came out ahead of the game

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

No! You have the second sight!

I am the Screechsayer!

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
The good ol' Screecharound

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the saved by the bell theme song is about a teen ghost getting sixth sensed. grieving mother yells into his room in the morning. bus doesnt see him. teacher doesnt see him or and never comments on him not handing in his homework

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I always took it as the kid poo poo his pants in class.

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm gonna mess...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Latest word is that he had a lump in his neck that he ignored for quite a while until his girlfriend forced him to go to the hospital so I guess he was a macho dumdum that could have possibly not died, or at least extended his life.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Latest word is that he had a lump in his neck that he ignored for quite a while until his girlfriend forced him to go to the hospital so I guess he was a macho dumdum that could have possibly not died, or at least extended his life.

I've got a lump in my pants can you check it out for me DST?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I've got a lump in my pants can you check it out for me DST?

Lol you just poo poo yourself

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Lol you just poo poo yourself

It's alright

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Lieutenant Dan posted:

Okay I swear to god I heard Screech died like, three weeks ago

I even said to my girlfriend "hey Screech died" and she said "who's Screech" and I said "he's from Saved by the Bell" and she said "I never watched Saved by the Bell" and I told her all about the porno he was in

Am I going nuts?!

After the clusterfuck of 2020, we're all clipping through time space. In 2021 he dies one a month.



lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Latest word is that he had a lump in his neck that he ignored for quite a while until his girlfriend forced him to go to the hospital so I guess he was a macho dumdum that could have possibly not died, or at least extended his life.

loving unbelievable.







He had a girlfriend?

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

MrQwerty posted:

Docs missed my grandpa's tumor for probably about 10-12 years, then he died within 4 weeks of being diagnosed with stage 4 metastasized lung cancer. Diagnosed at Thanksgiving, died about 3 days before Christmas.

What third world country did he live in

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Royal Updog posted:

but i'm a screech,
i'm a weirdo

Screech Spirit (Fade Out)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I always took it as the kid poo poo his pants in class.

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm gonna mess...

Saved by the smell.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Another child star chewed up and spit out by the toxic culture of southeastern Wisconsin.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Very sad that Screntch died. RIP.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

What third world country did he live in

The United States of America

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

mods plz change my name to

FilthyImp posted:

weekend cokehound partygirl

tia

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


i posted this on facebook and someone got mad at me

i was like "hey man i didnt make him act in this"

...satan did

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Scroch is ripping in piece.

cardedagain
Aug 28, 2006

Pope Corky the IX posted:

He was supposed to fight the Angry Bagel Guy, who had a stroke.

remember MC Jelly Donut?

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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Pope Corky the IX posted:

He was supposed to fight the Angry Bagel Guy, who had a stroke.

washed up celebrity fights is just the next evolution of bum fights

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