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i feel sick this evening, like one of those sicks where i know i'm gonna be stuck in bed all day tomorrow. but i want to turn this into a positive, so i propose an experiment! my hypothesis: byob can make such good posts in this thread that i recover overnight having read them i will report back tomorrow and update on how bad my symptoms are. if i'm still sick tomorrow, it's ok because all the posts will still be good. but, if we determine that i'm not as sick after reading the thread...that might mean you're all doctors now? i'm not certain on that part but we can look into it |
# ? Feb 3, 2021 02:59 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:48 |
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please no thoughts or prayers though, we need to control variables here |
# ? Feb 3, 2021 03:03 |
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I told my friend that I had a crush on Beyoncé and she said sure whatever floats your boat and I said no that’s buoyancy
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 03:04 |
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a duck comes into a doctor's office on top of a man's head. the doctor says to the duck, "can I help you?" the man responds, "for the last time, frank, you're a GP not a proctologist. leave this to the experts."
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 03:21 |
*tickles you so hard my fingers start peeing* | |
# ? Feb 3, 2021 03:24 |
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gonna laugh my way through this bruised rib so help me god |
# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:47 |
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[Looks at my post history] Sorry. You're doomed. |
# ? Feb 3, 2021 07:17 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:48 |
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*Packs up a bowl full of some nice Sativa lols, it has a nice fruity aroma with lemony and citrus overtones* *Tries to light it with a combat boot* *Realizes what he was doing, laughs; and sets the boot on fire with a flame thrower* *Lights the bowl with a torched, flaming boot that's dangerously close to his face* *Passes the wildly smoking and sputtering flamed boot to you first, takes it back and passes you the lit joint* L A U G H M O T H E R F U C K E R ! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 4, 2021 07:33 |