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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Super Bowl Day Elation and Anger From Dumb Prop Bets Thread




Sweep your friends Super Bowl Squares sheet?
Bet Heads on the coin toss and won?
Guessed that that Jazmine Sullivan and Eric Church would try to outsing each other and their duet of the national anthem goes over 2 minutes?

Post it here!


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For me, right now just a friendly Head/Tails prop bet between my cousin and my brother in law (TAILS BABY). Gonna see if I can get others to make dumb prop bets tomorrow morning.


Edit: :eyepop:

https://twitter.com/ZachMaskavich/status/1357833984852566017

Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Feb 7, 2021

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I like the idea of the game starting slow and maybe an enticing live over

I put this together for my slow start wild second half fantasy:

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
I wish PokerStars put the absurd props out, can't be bothered to deposit elsewhere :smith:

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Crossposting from the other thread:

I had $100 of funbucks at MGM, so I made a shitload of little prop bets:
    • Pat Mahomes Pass Attempts Over 41.5 (+105)
    • Pat Mahomes Pass Attempts Over 44.5 (+210)
    • Pat Mahomes Pass Completions Over 28.5 (+110)
    • Pat Mahomes Pass Completions Over 33.5 (+450)
    • Pat Mahomes Pass Touchdowns Over 2.5 (-135)
    • Tom Brady Passing Yards Under 300.5 (-110)
    • Tom Brady Interceptions Exactly 1 (+170) -- preferred hedging these two rather than just going Over 0.5 at -165
    • Tom Brady Interceptions Exactly 2 (+450)
    • Travis Kelce Receptions Over 7.5 (-135)
    • Rob Gronkowski Receptions Over 2.5 (-105)
    • Tyreek Hill Longest Reception Over 26.5 (-125)
    • Total Rushing Yards in Game Under 182.5 (-110)
    • Ronald Jones II Rushing Yards Under 35.5 (-110)
    • Darrell Williams Rushing Attempts Under 7.5 (-130)
    • Leonard Fournette Receiving Yards Over 27.5 (-105)
    • Leonard Fournette Receptions Over 3.5 (-140)
    • Chiefs to Win and Both Teams Score Over 20 Points (+135)
    • Chiefs to Win and Under 56.5 (+200)
    • Successful 2-Point Conversion by Either Team (+225)
    • Longest Field Goal Under 46.5 Yards (-115)

Based on these bets, Mahomes will play like trash and Brady will have the greatest game of his career.

Has anyone found a book that has prop bets available for dumb poo poo like the halftime show or commercials?

Dukket
Apr 28, 2007
So I says to her, I says “LADY, that ain't OIL, its DIRT!!”
Bovada has some half time show stuff

Color of so and so jacket, wardrobe malfunction, will they mention Biden, Trump, stuff like that - I can't find it atm but I remember seeing it a few days ago.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Dukket posted:

Bovada has some half time show stuff

Color of so and so jacket, wardrobe malfunction, will they mention Biden, Trump, stuff like that - I can't find it atm but I remember seeing it a few days ago.
Here's the link: https://www.bovada.lv/sports/football/super-bowl-specials
Their bet for either Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady MVP is -450 but MVP Winner's Position is QB is at -500? Even if one of the QBs goes down it seems unlikely that the backup QB would be MVP at 2%(?) chance?

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Cross-postin' my SB bets:

tangy yet delightful posted:

Going to put my SB bets here. Disclaimer I have no idea what I'm doing and just YOLOing some funbux to have stuff to cheer for during the game. Also I don't like Tom Brady so none of my bets favor him or his team.

KC Field Goal 1st Scoring Play - $5 returns $25
Tight End - Position of 1st TD Scorer - $10 returns $40
Yes Opening Kickoff returned for TD - $5 returns $335
Blue liquid poured on winnning coach - $5 returns $45
KC Total Points 34 - $25 returns $325
A. Okafor over 0.75 sacks - $50 returns $275

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





FUCKKKKKKK
HEADSSSSSS

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

mahomes over 329.5 hill over 94.5 kelcee over 98.5 kc-6.5+155 insured parlay at +1070
kc wins 7-12 +500
fgs over 3.5 +110
mahomes over 23.5 rush -110
tied again after 0-0 -120

shrug

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Strong Sauce posted:

FUCKKKKKKK
HEADSSSSSS

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



FG hit baby. Plus Okafor at half a sack already.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
GROOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKKKK

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Doccykins posted:

GROOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKKKK

And another winner for me.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I wanted to take the over on 1:59 national anthem the other day, it was at like +400 lol. I imagined going to the bar(if it wasn’t the age of virus) and freaking out hooting and hollering at the national anthem and immediately leaving after

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Doccykins posted:

GROOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKKKK

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Did anyone have money on a Daft Punk appearance at the half time show?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Pat McAfee is happy

https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1358512549562634241

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

This was the first time I bet on a Super Bowl and I... counted out touchdown Tom...

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Lol I have like 3 bets on over 55.5

Damnit...

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Blue liquid, I'm rich!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Did that win?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






yeah he posted it after fournette scored

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
All of my prop bets worked out to a grand total of...-$30.

But I won big on betting the under and hammering it after the first quarter and again at half time.

One of these days I’m going to learn to bet for the things I don’t want to happen.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Managed to make over $300 on the game on like 40 bets. Ten were hedges on the coin flip to qualify for $800 in bonuses on two accounts (which I explicitly asked if it was okay for two members of the same household to use the promotion and they said yes). All said and done, once these pay out over the next few weeks I will be at $3k positive since starting sports betting for the first time two weeks ago.

It's mostly promotions, but drat did this go well.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I'm debating on betting on the SB again. Quick tell me all your best prop bets (ideally on DK)!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I can’t legally bet due to living in Texas, but if I could, I would put money down on the first commercial after kickoff being for the film adaptation of the Fall Guy.

This is not a troll - I bet on Fast X being the first commercial last year, and it ended up being second behind Dunkin’ Donuts :negative:

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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





I'm gonna close this out since this was meant for that year's Super Bowl. Feel free to make a new post or talk about it in the General thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3958296

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