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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

It's really obvious that everyone who always bitches that sports suck and go "lol sportsball!" never played anything besides rec soccer when they were 10, if that. And they probably sucked and didn't try to get better, they just quit when other kids started training for real. I don't know anyone who was good at a sport and quit unless their parents were pushing them too hard. I wrestled and sucked but then was good and if I never did that I'd probably have grown up as a shut in loser who just built computers and poo poo. And now I coach wrestling and track and cross country and get to watch kids go from shut in wallflowers who are afraid to even talk to anyone to confident, healthy, strong kids. It's the best. Sports own. Sports are good for you and really helpful to a kids development, even if you're not winning gold medals all over the place.

sports are fun but i was never any good at them, except maybe archery which wasn't interscholastic. i went into music instead and ended up in marching band. i guess that was ok but i had to figure out how to not be a fat gently caress on my own. not that the regional culture is very good about it because in hawaii their idea of a linebacker is less "train until you can push a 400-pound dummy sled by yourself" and more "make sure he buys three plate lunches and finishes all of them" and if i'd been in high school sports, today i would definitely have the beetus instead of a normal bmi

i went to a small state college so my options were baseball, basketball, soccer, and lacrosse. i kind of regret not at least trying out for the last one because it seems fun, but as was said upthread, it's definitely a sport with a very particular type of playerbase that i am 0% compatible with. for starters off the top of my head im neither white nor born rich

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

extremely fat people should try badminton / pickleball

its actually a lot of fun. namaste.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

it was nice to see the Chiefs put in their place after the past few years of endless media hype and blowjobs for them and Mahomes. too bad it had to be loving tom brady to win, though.

if you think that game is going to somehow make people think less of patrick mahomes I've got some sobering news for you

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

sports whip rear end btw even though

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

It's really obvious that everyone who always bitches that sports suck and go "lol sportsball!" never played anything besides rec soccer when they were 10, if that. And they probably sucked and didn't try to get better, they just quit when other kids started training for real. I don't know anyone who was good at a sport and quit unless their parents were pushing them too hard. I wrestled and sucked but then was good and if I never did that I'd probably have grown up as a shut in loser who just built computers and poo poo. And now I coach wrestling and track and cross country and get to watch kids go from shut in wallflowers who are afraid to even talk to anyone to confident, healthy, strong kids. It's the best. Sports own. Sports are good for you and really helpful to a kids development, even if you're not winning gold medals all over the place.

is the cringiest poo poo I've ever read

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

feelix posted:

I played swimming and it was great because doing sports is better than not doing sports

Dont ever party with the swim team.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A good sport is wiffle ball

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Sports are dumb

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

A good sport is wiffle ball

ya i just fuckin said that already

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

GolfHole posted:

ya i just fuckin said that already

You said badminton and pickleball, neither of which are wiffleball.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The worst sport is ultimate frisbee

No wait, it's muggle quidditch

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D22OFYUdPtw

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I like sports and I don't care who knows!!!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Extra Large Marge posted:

The worst sport is ultimate frisbee

No wait, it's muggle quidditch

ultimate frisbee is great. Its inclusive and easy to learn and cheap and its good for you.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

Poohs Packin posted:

ultimate frisbee is great. Its inclusive and easy to learn and cheap and its good for you.
Yes! Where you can get a weed hookup without working in a restaurant!

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Soup(er) bowl

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Laslow posted:

Yes! Where you can get a weed hookup without working in a restaurant!

Literally anywhere.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I like sports and I don't care who knows!!!

Football football football!!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Poohs Packin posted:

Dont ever party with the swim team.

Why, do they do butt stuff?

What if you like butt stuff?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Laslow posted:

Yes! Where you can get a weed hookup without working in a restaurant!

On the frisbee golf course, the far superior frisbee sport.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Extra Large Marge posted:

On the frisbee golf course, the far superior frisbee sport.

:hai:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BigBadSteve posted:

Why, do they do butt stuff?

What if you like butt stuff?

they swim like fish, they drink like fish, but also they eat like crossfitters

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Maybe the only good thing to come from the Súper bowl.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tmz.com/2021/02/09/super-bowl-streaker-yuri-andrade-bets-prop-375000/

quote:


SUPER BOWL STREAKER
CLAIMS HE WON $375,000 FOR STUNT
... I Literally Bet On Myself!


Okay, maybe the Super Bowl streaker deserves a little more credit than we thought ...

Yuri Andrade -- the man who broke onto the field while wearing a pink thong bathing suit -- says he came up with the idea for the stunt after seeing a prop bet that offered GREAT ODDS if someone actually ran onto the field during the SB55.

Andrade explained the whole thing during an interview with WILD 94.1 -- saying the gambling website Bovada offered +750 odds ($100 bet pays $750) so he
decided to take matters into his own hands.

He called up everyone he knew and had them BET on someone storming the field -- then he got tickets to the game and recruited a buddy to serve as a decoy.

Andrade says once security was distracted by his pal -- he ran onto the field ... and the rest is history.

The 31-year-old says he also sent someone to Vegas to make the prop bet at a sportsbook there -- but he didn't identify which book took the action.

Bottom line ... Andrade says he walked away with $375,000 in profit!!

Of course, he was arrested and booked for trespassing -- but chalks the whole thing up as no big deal.

The worst part was he couldn't pick the wedgie that was up his rear end while in custody because he was in handcuffs ... but he's clearly over that now.

We know what you're thinking ... is it even legal to make a bet and then personally interfere with the game to get the desired result?? We're looking into it.

But, until someone says otherwise ... tip of the cap to you, sir.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

BigBadSteve posted:

Why, do they do butt stuff?

What if you like butt stuff?

They REALLY like shaving.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

good

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
literally the only entertaining and good thing to happen

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
they should show streakers on tv but also allow both football teams to try to tackle them for an extra point

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

More like “SubPar Bowl,” amirite?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I think everyone can agree football would be better if both teams were entirely nude except for helmets.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Time for some true foot sac. Sure, I can yo-to, but that is another day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDIzp8NWBOg

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Zeluth posted:

Time for some true foot sac. Sure, I can yo-to, but that is another day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDIzp8NWBOg

CGI out the sack and that's me trying to avoid the kids Legos when I wake up to go downstairs.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I was kinda bummed that they aren't broadcasting the Superbowl in 4K yet. Would have been nice to see the coke still in the Weeknd's nostrils.

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