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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I’m actually completely right about it, the writing was dreadful

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

indigi posted:

I’m actually completely right about it, the writing was dreadful
Hmmmmmmmnnnhhh.

Turns out your the worst.

Well, to be fair, maybe not the worst, but awful.

And wrong.

Just stop...being, like...awful.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Egg Moron posted:

Used Cars 1980

A Dudes Rock Film.



https://i.imgur.com/vEsLmg4.mp4

Directed by Robert Zemeckis, Used Cars stars Kurt Russell as Rudy Russo, a likeable shifty used car salesman who possesses that uniquely American devious low cunning you see in all of our iconic con men, junkies and politicians. Russo's number one ambition is to scrape together enough dough to pay off the local party machine so he can become a state level politician and "tell people what they want to hear" and get in on "the graft"

https://i.imgur.com/8eg4uci.mp4

The dealership, called NEW DEAL, where Russo works is owned by a kind hearted aloof codger Luke Fuchs whose big worry is that the new highway they are putting in will force him to sell the lot. Across the street, Luke's brother Roy runs a competing dealership, extra slick, gaudy in that tacky local notable kind of way. Roy finds out that the highway is, in fact, going to go through his lot and so he is desperate to inherit his brother's lot and life insurance money so he can stay afloat.

https://i.imgur.com/xDRWD7J.mp4

To that end, Roy hires a local demolition derby driver to drive Luke to death by aggravating his heart condition,

https://i.imgur.com/aLdDCv5.mp4

which he does. Luke stumbles into the office and collapses.

https://i.imgur.com/YUOl2Sx.mp4

Rudy discovers that Luke is dying and seeing his prospects for his entry into dirty politics fading, he colludes with his buddies Jeff and Jim to hide the body and concocts a weekend at bernie's style scheme (minus the body puppetry) to prevent Roy from collecting on the lot until Rudy can net his 10 thousand bucks.

Will Rudy be able to keep up the charade until he earns enough to become a bastard?

Watch to find out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ip8gspFaH8

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