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axolotl farmer posted:

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# ? Feb 18, 2021 07:26

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# ? May 4, 2024 21:21

Escape From Noise

Pretty telling you'd say this about ants and not uncles OP.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 07:45

1000 Sweaty Rikers

has anyone ever had "ants in their pants"?
I don't know that phrase became a thing

# ? Feb 18, 2021 07:47

axolotl farmer: Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tace Vim posted:

has anyone ever had "ants in their pants"?

as an entomologist I have on many occations have had ants in my pants when doing fieldwork. and never by choice.

they are not nice once they get under your clothes.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 08:30

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there are 2 many aunts

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# ? Feb 18, 2021 09:26

Goons Are Gifts

axolotl farmer posted:

as an entomologist I have on many occations have had ants in my pants when doing fieldwork. and never by choice.

they are not nice once they get under your clothes.

thats true although even when being almost eaten alive by ants crawling on your everywhere, even in that situation I never felt that there are too many ants, at worse it's just the right amount

# ? Feb 18, 2021 09:56

axolotl farmer: Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

weird antbrag: I have a book about ants signed by E. O. Wilson himself.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 10:47

Stoner Sloth

axolotl farmer posted:

weird antbrag: I have a book about ants signed by E. O. Wilson himself.

woah, that's pretty impressive!

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# ? Feb 18, 2021 11:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

axolotl farmer posted:

weird antbrag: I have a book about ants signed by E. O. Wilson himself.

Get one signed by ants

# ? Feb 18, 2021 13:17

nut

e o Wilson on her face ya that�s poetry in motion

# ? Feb 18, 2021 13:18

nut

e o Wilson in her place ya that�s group selection

# ? Feb 18, 2021 13:19

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Pretty telling you'd say this about ants and not uncles OP.

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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:06

biosterous

google THIS posted:

If you laid all the ants in the world end to end they would scatter the moment you set them down and I doubt you would make much progress

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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:36

AARD VARKMAN

if anything there aren't enough delicious, delicious ants

# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:13

Goons Are Gifts

ants are friends not food, we talked about this

# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:20

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4JnSaWzoc

these ants just wanna dance

# ? Feb 18, 2021 20:51

1000 Sweaty Rikers

Aardvark! posted:

if anything there aren't enough delicious, delicious ants

would you be interested in one of these?

# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Tace Vim posted:

would you be interested in one of these?

Honestly looks delicious and I'm not even an anteater (yet)

# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:37

Goons Are Gifts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rwDdWBIXIg
those are real ants and this is the real Sir David Attenborough

# ? Feb 19, 2021 18:33

Filthy Hans: by Fluffdaddy
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*womanishly*I hear ya, op. I wish I didn't get the "visit from ant flo" every month! Amirite, ladies?

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# ? Feb 20, 2021 09:28

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

I had another epiphany:

There are exactly -- ~EXACTLY~ -- the right amount of ants.

NOT ONE ANT MORE I TELL YA.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 06:47

Trying

The Quantity Theory of Myrmecology

# ? Feb 24, 2021 06:52

axolotl farmer: Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Did you know Bob Dylan was an amateur myrmecologist?

He would see the storms descend on the Minnesota plains, and see how the tiny insects suffered in the harsh winds. He even wrote a song about it.

The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...

# ? Feb 24, 2021 11:01

Stoner Sloth

axolotl farmer posted:

Did you know Bob Dylan was an amateur myrmecologist?

He would see the storms descend on the Minnesota plains, and see how the tiny insects suffered in the harsh winds. He even wrote a song about it.

The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...

lol

# ? Feb 24, 2021 15:41

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

axolotl farmer posted:

Did you know Bob Dylan was an amateur myrmecologist?

He would see the storms descend on the Minnesota plains, and see how the tiny insects suffered in the harsh winds. He even wrote a song about it.

The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...

# ? Feb 24, 2021 16:04

biosterous

axolotl farmer posted:

Did you know Bob Dylan was an amateur myrmecologist?

He would see the storms descend on the Minnesota plains, and see how the tiny insects suffered in the harsh winds. He even wrote a song about it.

The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 24, 2021 16:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

axolotl farmer posted:

Did you know Bob Dylan was an amateur myrmecologist?

He would see the storms descend on the Minnesota plains, and see how the tiny insects suffered in the harsh winds. He even wrote a song about it.

The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...

There it is

# ? Feb 24, 2021 17:31

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

havent seena n ant today r they extingct? Thank u

# ? Feb 24, 2021 17:48

Goons Are Gifts

axolotl farmer posted:

Did you know Bob Dylan was an amateur myrmecologist?

He would see the storms descend on the Minnesota plains, and see how the tiny insects suffered in the harsh winds. He even wrote a song about it.

The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...

lmfao

# ? Feb 24, 2021 18:23

snergle: A kind little mouse!

ive eaten ants they are tasty. we need to eat more bugs they probably taste good thats why birds eat them. also maybe thats why birds taste good :tinfoil:

# ? Feb 24, 2021 19:49

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Evil Bob posted:

havent seena n ant today r they extingct? Thank u

# ? Feb 24, 2021 20:12

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