innovating a new kind of comedy

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Trying

what if we joked about... dicks and balls?!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 10:27

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# ? May 6, 2024 21:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Give us an elevator pitch for this 'dicks and balls' comedy that you speak of.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 12:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

Buttchocks posted:

Give us an elevator pitch for this 'dicks and balls' comedy that you speak of.

sure let me just... step into... this.... SHAFT
*bursts into uncontrollable giggling for the duration of the elevator ride"

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 16:30

FutonForensic

this is new comedy, no-holds-barred. im talking about jokes that are going to offend everyone and please no one. it isn't anti-comedy, it's Not Comedy

# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:30

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stand up comedy for dogs?

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:37

Trying

Nosfereefer posted:

stand up comedy for dogs?

sit down comedy

# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:38

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comedy, but set in space

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:41

fartzilla: how disgusting

the scene: madison square garden. it is sold out. the audience watches as 1000 pantsless people silently file on to the stage arranged in neat rows, then stand perfectly still. there is silence, then an ominous rumble. all 1000 performers simultaneously experience explosive diarrhea. i mean it it violently spraying around everywhere, everyone is hootin and hollerin and clapping. the performers have lost all composure and are flailing around screeching and running in a frenzy. this veritable brown fountain continues for about 5 minutes then dies down. all falls slient. the performers regain their composure. they silently file off the stage in an orderly fashion. the arena explodes into applause, and there are almost a dozen curtain calls. every man, woman, and child in the audience goes home forever changed. the performance is never repeated.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:52