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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Sweating bullets as I twist and shake my PC screen to make sure my files and personal data don't get deleted.

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


three .garlic encrypted files have just been permanently corrupted

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
for real though wario would be waist-deep in ransomware schemes

1) relatively low effort for a potentially high payout
2) it messes people over, which is especially handy because
3) wario is a jerk

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Heather Papps

hello friend


attacking the wifi signal with a fly swatter to prevent identity theft



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

for real though wario would be waist-deep in ransomware schemes

1) relatively low effort for a potentially high payout
2) it messes people over, which is especially handy because
3) wario is a jerk

the trick is getting all those giant coins to travel via ethernet


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Khanstant
help my start button wont stop wiggling

Heather Papps

hello friend


i tried to log onto vapire freaks dot come but now my computer won't stop blaring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUzg7dma3Uw
help gamers are starting to surround my home



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Ransom must be paid in :bananacoin:

alnilam

Time to log into my email... sigh

1... 2... 3... OPEN THE UMBRELLA

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Boss: Jones, why do we have a purchase order for several dozen microphones?
Me: *sweating while blowing away the fart clouds that keep creeping in from the corners of the screen*

FutonForensic

HAVE A ROTTEN DAY


Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

HAVE A ROTTEN DAY


Cobalt-60

by Azathoth
Damned spaghetti code...

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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Wa-ah ah! You didn't say the magic word! Waaaah!

:nyd:

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
WarioRansom DIY: now you can make your own wacky demands to your friends with wario's new custom ransomware engine!

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

FutonForensic posted:

HAVE A ROTTEN DAY


RickRogers posted:

Wa-ah ah! You didn't say the magic word! Waaaah!

:nyd:

lmao

Prof. Crocodile

Antivirus software says I have to throw a turnip at my laptop three times, but only when the monitor is glowing.

nut

hahaha this is awesome it’s like a game

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deep dish peat moss

Walware is the opposite of Malware and is therefore good, beneficial software

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