What's a habit you're ashamed of...

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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

...and yet are unlikely to change?

For me one is how I eat my chicken legs. Despite sometimes trying to limit my meat consumption for ethical reasons I am so wasteful with these delicious suckers. Instead of cleaning the bones surgically like you're supposed to, I take the lazy way and eat whatever easily comes to knife & fork then just leave the rest. When I am staying with others I have to hide my remains at the bottom of the bin to avoid deserved mockery.

No immediate plans to change.

e: One of several reasons why thighs are superior.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:22

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:32

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

trying to rub the cat's belly even though it's a trap every time

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:32

Slumpy

probably when i try to rub my cats belly even though i know its a trap

slumpy

# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I gotta say, it sure is hard to resist the lure of a soft, exposed kitty cat's underbelly despite it's trap-like demeanor

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 19:45

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

also we often talk on behalf of the cats using anthropomorphized voices and the voice we've made for one of the cats makes him sound like kind of a jerk so i think of him as kind of a jerk even though he's a cat

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:04

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

cat crimes

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:04

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:08

Manifisto

either mentally or verbally yelling "hey hey what get laid get hosed" during the appropriate part of "mony mony"

every time

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:40

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Manifisto posted:

either mentally or verbally yelling "hey hey what get laid get hosed" during the appropriate part of "mony mony"

every time

see also: hearing in your mind "DA DA DAAAAA" and "SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD" during sweet caroline, forever tainting the experience

# ? Mar 22, 2021 20:49

Jaguars!

It's the cat thing, OP.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:24

xcheopis

Not giving cats enough belly rubs

I frequently put butter on my rice and you can't stop me

xcheopis fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Mar 22, 2021

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:34

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I gotta say, it sure is hard to resist the lure of a soft, exposed kitty cat's underbelly despite it's trap-like demeanor

Nice to see you around PSP.

xcheopis posted:

I frequently put butter on my rice and you can't stop me

Perhaps true. But I can and will try to stop you.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 00:05

xcheopis

Bright Bart posted:

Nice to see you around PSP.

Perhaps true. But I can and will try to stop you.

And pepper!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 00:12

Ass-penny

xcheopis posted:

Not giving cats enough belly rubs

# ? Mar 23, 2021 00:31

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I thought that I had seen the worst of humanity with the man who gave an insufficient number of belly rubs to a cat. Then I met the man who gave an insufficient number of cats belly rubs. Like, not even one each.

The man who has never petted any cats at all would obviously be worse but I doubt such a monster exists in our limited ~8 billion people on the planet.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:11

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

tricking cats into rubbing my belly... and then springing my various snares!!!

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:23

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Bright Bart posted:

Nice to see you around PSP.

Thank you

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:28

xcheopis

Bright Bart posted:

I thought that I had seen the worst of humanity with the man who gave an insufficient number of belly rubs to a cat. Then I met the man who gave an insufficient number of cats belly rubs. Like, not even one each.

The man who has never petted any cats at all would obviously be worse but I doubt such a monster exists in our limited ~8 billion people on the planet.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

tricking cats into rubbing my belly... and then springing my various snares!!!

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 05:09

nut

probably this one

# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:30

xcheopis

nut posted:

probably this one

Well, yeah. You used far too much starch.

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:41

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Crapping and pooping and farding in church, God will never forgive me for failing my scatechisms.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:28

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Chewing gum with my mask on and letting the pure delicious menthol vapours glide over my eyeballs on every exhale

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:21

Chunderstorm: legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

smokin' too much weed but i gave the rest of it to a friend yesterday to cool myself off and get my head right

thank you Top Gym Pumper
:nitecrew: :justpost:

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:41

xcheopis

RickRogers posted:

Chewing gum with my mask on and letting the pure delicious menthol vapours glide over my eyeballs on every exhale

Menthol cough drops are great for clearing out the ol' sinuses these days.

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:41

biosterous

the bad habit of sometimes forgetting to post when i'm at work

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he/him

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:45

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

xcheopis posted:

Menthol cough drops are great for clearing out the ol' sinuses these days.

Read this as "methanol cough drops" and was shaking my head at what the kids are up to these days.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:57

xcheopis

Bright Bart posted:

Read this as "methanol cough drops" and was shaking my head at what the kids are up to these days.

Be respectful of your elders, youngster!

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Mar 23, 2021 21:22

alexandriao

Bright Bart posted:

...and yet are unlikely to change?

For me one is how I eat my chicken legs. Despite sometimes trying to limit my meat consumption for ethical reasons I am so wasteful with these delicious suckers. Instead of cleaning the bones surgically like you're supposed to, I take the lazy way and eat whatever easily comes to knife & fork then just leave the rest. When I am staying with others I have to hide my remains at the bottom of the bin to avoid deserved mockery.

No immediate plans to change.

e: One of several reasons why thighs are superior.

I pick the veins out of chicken, they're disgusting, i hate them, but nobody else has this hatred so i don't talk about it and avoid eating chicken in public

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:08

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

On the subject of meat, and eating that meat;
I do have a slightly shameful secret in that I eat raw ground and diced beef like all the time. Made a smash burger a couple of hours ago and whoops, had to have a try before the fry.

(It was delicious btw)

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:35

nut

frodo

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:41

Ass-penny

Chunderstorm posted:

smokin' too much weed but i gave the rest of it to a friend yesterday to cool myself off and get my head right

Not smoking enough weed. I keep doing stuff besides smoking weed I don't know why smdh

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:55

xcheopis

nut posted:

frodo

# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

nut posted:

frodo

# ? Mar 24, 2021 01:00

Ass-penny

nut posted:

frodo

# ? Mar 24, 2021 07:44

Escape From Noise

My continued existence

# ? Mar 24, 2021 12:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Buying frozen pizzas to have on hand in case I'm feeling to lazy to cook, then immediately eating the frozen pizzas for every meal because I want pizza, then repeating the process every time I do a grocery run.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:07

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:32

Macnult

nut posted:

frodo

# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:24

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