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 the claim that rat genitals are very similar to humans made me lol irl when i first heard it dude have you seen rat balls???? they make up like 10% of the rats body weight, why would you want that?????? imagine how often you'd sit on your own balls every drat day
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Brutally effect my colon please
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Mar 29, 2021 05:25
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I've gotten this ad also. I do not have balls so the whole "make 'em even bigger!" thing is kind of confusing. I have boobs. Boobs get in the way. Big boobs (which I also have  hello boys) get more in the way. I assume balls are pmuch the same situation. Why on earth... how... just... I don't get it.How long until some galaxybrain comes up with the idea to market "Enlarge your ovaries! Be more feminine!" to women? Eesh.
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Mar 29, 2021 05:29
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ok the best thing you can do for ball care is to moisturize and keep them clean! I cannot emphasize this enough! Bathe! Healthy balls should have a sheen somewhere between matte and eggshell. NOT GLOSS!
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Mar 29, 2021 05:31
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Look even if some of them can't admit it to themselves it's pretty obvious huge balls are a massive turn on for women.
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Mar 29, 2021 06:11
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just hold in your pee 24 hours before your next date seduce your partner with a gallon pair of sloshing piss-engorged balls
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Mar 29, 2021 06:15
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Hey gang, I've decided I want in on this $$$$ grift, how's this? ARE YOU FINNA GET OWNED BY BIGGER MEN? ARE YOU GONNA GET STOMPED OUT LIKA SOME KINDA WOMAN OR LESS THAN 6 FOOT TALL MAN? THIS CASA MARZU HAS ALL THE PROBIONIC BACTERIA TO MAKE YOUR TONSIL'S GROW 200%! SCIENTISTS STUDIED THE TONSIL GROWTH OF 1,000 RUNT-rear end BOARS. THOSE THAT HAD CASU MARZA DOMINATED SOCIALLY! HAD FORCEFUL PENISES! ALSO MAYBE DIED BUT THAT'S THE COST OF BEING A GIANT MANIMAL WITH HUGE rear end-OWNING TONSILS! Is that... am I doing it?
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Mar 29, 2021 06:27
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If you put wrinkle cream on your nuts, does it smooth them out? 
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Mar 29, 2021 06:55
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Lazyhound posted:What drug worked for tinnitus for you? klonopin + gabapentin but this is probably a terrible idea. Also I was on benzos from the age of like 18-25 and that may have wired my brain to react to them differently than normal people  works better than any of this GNS bullshit even if I'll have a seizure if I stop taking it cold.
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Mar 29, 2021 07:16
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i already have huge balls, if i take this can i have huger balls? this is important
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Mar 29, 2021 07:24
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You're not a real man if you don't have a giant prostate poking out of your butt 
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Mar 29, 2021 12:52
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DUKE CANNON DOESN’T NEED THIS PRODUCT BUT HE HIGHLY SUGGESTS YOU USE IT AND MAYBE SEND IN SOME BEFORE AND AFTER SHOTS FOR UH MARKETING PURPOSES
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Mar 29, 2021 13:59
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Cabbages and Kings posted:klonopin + gabapentin but this is probably a terrible idea. Also I was on benzos from the age of like 18-25 and that may have wired my brain to react to them differently than normal people Yeah, I’ve seen a few weeks of benzodiazepines plus TRT claimed as an effective treatment before but unsurprisingly neither doctor I consulted was willing to prescribe benzos for tinnitus.
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Mar 29, 2021 15:20
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Testes the size of cantaloupes when i walk down the street my balls register on the seismometer it is very uncomfortable
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Mar 29, 2021 15:25
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What if I only want one of my balls to be massive?
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Mar 29, 2021 15:55
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Drunk Nerds posted:But did it make your balls bigger? Fat Albert in a can posted:I've gotten this ad also. I do not have balls so the whole "make 'em even bigger!" thing is kind of confusing. "Big ovary make big strong child" - actual belief of Eastern Europeans and orcs
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Lazyhound posted:Yeah, I’ve seen a few weeks of benzodiazepines plus TRT claimed as an effective treatment before but unsurprisingly neither doctor I consulted was willing to prescribe benzos for tinnitus. I fuckin hate benzos because I have done the horrible slow withdrawal from them twice, so I spent ten years trying all the bullshit in this thread plus a bunch of actual prescribed drugs (including some Black Box poo poo that might be scarier than benzos, last I checked benzos don't have "permanent blue lips" as a side effect), plus, you know, physiotherapy, chiropractors, lasers in my ears (  ), and every god drat thing you can imagine. My PCP is younger than I am and was clearly not crazy about the idea of putting me back on benzos potentially forever, but, 3 years later it's made a monumental difference in my quality of life and allowed me to be present with my family, etc, so, if there's a price to be paid down the road, that's the way the story goes.So, your doctor isn't wrong. Also, if I hadn't been jammed on benzos as a teenager and then taken them like a dumbass into young adulthood, who knows, I might not even have the sinister degree of tinnitus I've got!! There's a Dr. Abraham Shulman in NYC who did some published research claiming gabapentin plus clonazepam specifically was significantly effective for tinnitus and this effect was sustained for longer than the 1-year followup; having those papers at hand was sorta instrumental to me even thinking along these lines, and my Dr playing ball. Also I think the list of things I'd (legally) tried and rejected including "narcotics: opium, oxycodone -- made condition worse, will not take these drugs unless absolutely necessary" sorta reassured them. When I say I tried everything I could think of under the sun, I mean it, and I was at the time living in DC with access to some neurologists who found me "interesting" and were willing to try "offbeat" ideas  Tinnitus sucks but at least it caused a goon to make me this:  Being an interesting patient, generally sucks. At least we have weed. Weed rules!!     edit: god drat it this isn't the weed thread I am so sorry 
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Mar 29, 2021 16:26
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Joan posted:"Big ovary make big strong child" - actual belief of Eastern Europeans and orcs So I googled around to see if I could find an ovary growth supplement. There is and it's called "cancer" Get your bodies checked on the reg, please!
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One time I agreed to give up a kidney to get my Uncle off dialysis, but my balls are so big that they got confused in the operating room and they put one of my testicles in him instead. Now he's so big, looks like He-Man and he just throws me everywhere I need to go, I sold my car, don't need it anymore.
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Mar 29, 2021 17:29
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Bacteria creates the odor not me!
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Mar 30, 2021 12:17
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Cabbages and Kings posted:
weed is definitely the most effective natural supplement out there Zeluth posted:Bacteria creates the odor not me! also i'm just letting my bacterial and fungal colonies fight each other and hopefully the victor won't be as smelly
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Weka posted:Not if you do it properly. Supercritical CO2 extraction should be able to isolate I guess most compounds giving you over 99% purity of whatever. yeah but thanks to an rear end in a top hat republican senator, 'supplements' aren't subject to FDA oversight so instead they just throw poo poo in a big vat and have worse quality control than the average trailer park meth cooker
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Mar 30, 2021 14:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:You're not a real man if you don't have a giant prostate poking out of your butt I mean, isn’t that essentially what a penis is? Sure, the taint orients forwards from the prostate rather than straight out, but...
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:I mean, isn’t that essentially what a penis is? Sure, the taint orients forwards from the prostate rather than straight out, but... You're gonna have to take anatomy 101 again chum
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In what culture is increased social domination a good thing? "eyy im takin this supplement that will turn me into an even bigger shitheel!" said no one, ever. Hopefully.
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Mar 30, 2021 15:52
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:In what culture is increased social domination a good thing? "eyy im takin this supplement that will turn me into an even bigger shitheel!" said no one, ever. Hopefully. *gestures wildly at the rise of authoritarianism over the last dozen+ years*
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Mar 30, 2021 15:54
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PinheadSlim posted:*gestures wildly at the rise of authoritarianism over the last dozen+ years* Huh?? 
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Huh?? In America, entire swaths of culture, like literally 40% of the population, based their identity on being the biggest shitheel they can.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:In what culture is increased social domination a good thing? "eyy im takin this supplement that will turn me into an even bigger shitheel!" said no one, ever. Hopefully. *Gestures towards approximately 50% of the population*
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I’ve been eating the bacteria off my dogs paws. You know, the ones that smell like Fritos corn chips. How much longer until my tiny balls balloon up to gargantuan size? Asking for a friend
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