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It's like a big smelly cistern with a small tap. You open the tap and DNA spurts out
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hbag posted:cant wait until the day i program a living being and it does nothing but beg me to kill it you can, it's called "parenting"
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:14 |
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yoloer420 posted:How does a DNA printer work? yoloer420 posted:Is it a single DNA molecule in a vial? yoloer420 posted:What is it suspended in? yoloer420 posted:How does this get used? yoloer420 posted:and what exactly do you get as output? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge-WW6KUqNo
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:07 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Busy programming a retrovirus that makes you grow dongs, like, everywhere. Peace out nerds I've heard that Moderna has a bunch of trials going on for using their mRNA stuff for a bunch of different treatments. It would certainly be amusing to see the biohacker community playing around with that.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 03:04 |
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hbag posted:honestly this is probably going to make me sound dumb as gently caress but im tired so im posting it and then going to bed Buddy, have you read the article where they encoded a buffer overrun in some DNA that exploited the sequencer?
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 04:18 |
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cruft posted:Buddy, have you read the article where they encoded a buffer overrun in some DNA that exploited the sequencer? nope but also if there are dna "programming languages" tell me em
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 05:03 |
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Big Beef City posted:poo poo, reading your posts pretty much does that to living beings currently Jesus Christ!!!
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 05:10 |
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cruft posted:Buddy, have you read the article where they encoded a buffer overrun in some DNA that exploited the sequencer? To be fair, they intentionally coded the vulnerability into the sequencer software. Still cool though.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 05:27 |
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hbag posted:nope I found Cello, that's been kicking around a while. But if you look at the link I posted earlier to the analysis it really seems like DNA is already like a machine code, albeit to a poorly defined, highly unreliable and massively fragmented pseudo platform, kind of like Android.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 07:08 |
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chaosbreather posted:I found Cello, that's been kicking around a while. But if you look at the link I posted earlier to the analysis it really seems like DNA is already like a machine code, albeit to a poorly defined, highly unreliable and massively fragmented pseudo platform, kind of like Android. i know it's already machine code but you don't see programmers going around writing machine code by hand unless they're on adderall or having a mental breakdown
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 07:20 |
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hbag posted:i know it's already machine code but you don't see programmers going around writing machine code by hand unless they're on adderall or having a mental breakdown Kids these days and they fancy compilers. Back in my day we hammered 1s and 0s in the core of the sun and furthermore
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 14:34 |
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hbag posted:nope mRNA vaccines encode the protein in an RNA boot disk of sorts. Our cells can load this boot disk directly into their protein synthesizer and create this foreign protein which we can then have an immune response against and be innoculated. For other protein synth we have also programmed yeast or other productive single cell organisms with DNA. Using CRISPR we can stick the DNA that can generate the protein into it's DNA. DNA then prints the protein generating RNA boot disk and they disk can be loaded into the protein synthesizer to make the proteins. Here it's repeatedly because we have the master copy DNA where RNA injection in vivo you will eventually run out of boot disk (this is a good thing). Cull everything and do an extraction selecting for your protein and there you go, bioprinted proteins. Either way you are taking a small instruction set and procedurally generating useful proteins.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:03 |
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Condoms are basically a firewall for your dna
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:05 |
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I should mention we don't usually code the RNA ourself. For these vaccines we got it out of the virus itself. Don't judge, this is basically googling stuff from source forge.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:05 |
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zedprime posted:Not DNA but mRNA vaccines are a compression algorithm of sorts. There are certain proteins we want to innoculate ourselves with. Proteins are hard to synth in vitro, so wouldn't it be easier if we just encoded instructions to do so instead? Well we do. There's kind of 2 states of the art here and they both involve RNA or DNA as recognizable code sequences we can boot up in a living thing: when can we raw dog complete strangers without bringing home some unintended collateral? just asking the most pressing questions first
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:20 |
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Icept posted:when can we raw dog complete strangers without bringing home some unintended collateral?
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:29 |
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hell, same
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:32 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:the end of the world will come when somebody designs a virus that turns the human brain into a bitcoin mining rig im already writing a story similar to this premise
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:34 |
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Icept posted:when can we raw dog complete strangers without bringing home some unintended collateral? Two weeks according to this psa https://youtu.be/qeCwwYjf8gw
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 16:57 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Condoms are basically a firewall for your dna My dong is a series of tubes that constantly get clogged
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 17:34 |
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Mooey Cow posted:My dong is a series of tubes that constantly get clogged Mine's a big truck
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 17:50 |
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This DNA printer will never see mainstream acceptance until it's the standard for the porn industry, which I read will be the case very soon.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 18:31 |
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brb programming turboherpes
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Bloopsy posted:This DNA printer will never see mainstream acceptance until it's the standard for the porn industry, which I read will be the case very soon. *watching a strand of DNA through a microscope* Aw yeah, that's loving hot!!!
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