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Just woke up to one of the darn things stuck in my closet with every clothing article I have shorn on it's horns and teeth.
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The garbage disposal doesn't work, now my sink is clogged with a competently unharmed and elastic Weasel Deer that's screeching bloody murder.
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Apr 2, 2021 18:26
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Round here we just calls them jackalopes
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Apr 2, 2021 18:31
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Well how did it get in there? Did you forget to bang two pot lids together at your front door at last Full Moon?
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Apr 2, 2021 18:57
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I'll get the shovel.
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Apr 2, 2021 19:01
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And my rolling pin!
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Apr 2, 2021 19:03
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They keep leaving flyers for a local chinese place on my door but I already order from there about once a week!
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Apr 2, 2021 19:09
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Finally, thank goodness!
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Apr 4, 2021 15:26
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[old man nods sagely] it seems to arrive earlier every year
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Apr 4, 2021 15:35
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Apr 4, 2021 15:51
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Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 4, 2021 |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:17
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Nasty things are hard to get rid of once you got em. Maybe if the lady across the street stopped putting out food for them they'd stop coming around and getting into my poo poo.
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Apr 4, 2021 17:34
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Give it a salted salad and a tall glass of rice vinegar and it'll be a loyal servant for the rest of the year. It'll immediately stab you in the back come New Year, so make sure to take precautions.
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Apr 4, 2021 20:37
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Congrats on getting owned by loving animals OP instead of shooting them in the face like a fuckin' American.
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Apr 4, 2021 20:49
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I think your only chance to get rid of it now op is to smother your loins in fish sauce and repeat its mating signal. Then once the weasel deer is enticed to come near you can capture it betwixt your legs and either guide it up your butthole or into an open sewer. Well good luck!
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Apr 4, 2021 20:55
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Just use diatomaceous earth as an environmentally friendly way to make their feet dusty.
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Apr 4, 2021 23:34
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ninjoatse.cx posted:Just use diatomaceous earth as an environmentally friendly way to make their feet dusty.
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Apr 5, 2021 00:38
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Deerweasel season seems like it came late this year. Maybe the 5G is scrambling their signals?
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Apr 5, 2021 02:04
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The absolute worst is when they get up on the roof and clomp around at all hours. Like what the gently caress, this is a third floor apartment, how did you even get up there? Can you not do your muttering somewhere else?
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Apr 5, 2021 02:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:Round here we just calls them jackalopes We call you jackalot
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Apr 5, 2021 02:45
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You can buy their pee in a bottle at the hunting store. Spray it on a rat trap. It'll try and gently caress the trap and bam, it gets wacked.
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Apr 5, 2021 04:01
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It's been a struggle throughout history.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:It's been a struggle throughout history. rzzzzz!
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Apr 5, 2021 17:08
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CaptainSarcastic posted:It's been a struggle throughout history. I hate it when this happens
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A weasel deer bit my sons dick off and ran into the tall grass
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   I was curious so I went and found the article enjoy Revins fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Apr 5, 2021 |
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Apr 5, 2021 18:00
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Signs you may have weasel deer: - Odd scratches on the corners of your walls - high pitched squeals that aren't coming from your headphones and discord - piles of poop that you don't remember leaving - holes in your only pair of jeans without holes yet
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Apr 5, 2021 18:24
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Wait hold on, are we talking about weasel deer, or deer weasels?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Wait hold on, are we talking about weasel deer, or deer weasels? There's no such thing as deer weasels 
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Full Metal Jackass posted:There's no such thing as deer weasels that's deer weasel postin' 
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Full Metal Jackass posted:There's no such thing as deer weasels I think it's one of those colloquial things like some places call isopods rolly-pollys and some places call them pill bugs.
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Apr 6, 2021 02:25
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Anyone get dire weasels round this time of year?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Anyone get dire weasels round this time of year? You mean dire deer weasels?  Thankfully I live a little too far north for those to be common.
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Apr 6, 2021 05:03
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Colonel Cancer posted:Anyone get dire weasels round this time of year? yeah but theres this special cream that I use, really helps with the burning
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Apr 6, 2021 05:15
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I wike to chase weasel deer in the woods and kiss them on the wips, hahahaha. Be vewy vewy quiet now.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:You mean dire deer weasels? No I think you misunderstood my accent. I said deer weasels, not dear weasels
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Apr 6, 2021 06:07
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Colonel Cancer posted:No I think you misunderstood my accent. I said deer weasels, not dear weasels I sometimes get tripped up because of the lesser-known Wagner opera, "Der Weasel."
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Apr 6, 2021 08:20
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Colonel Cancer posted:Anyone get dire weasels round this time of year? No just regular dire deer though.
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My Dearest Weasel, I feel I must write you again dear altho there is not much news to tell you. I wonder how you are getting on. I shall be so relieved to get a letter from you. I can't help feeling a bit anxious dear. I know how you must have felt darling when you did not get my letters for so long. Of course I know dear you will write as soon as ever you can, though you have no opposable thumbs, but the time seems so dull and weary without any news of you, if only this war was over dear and we were together again. It will be one day I suppose.
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