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activating Butterfly Matrix Frozen Wing mode for the Super Charged Berserk Attack on the pickle jar lid
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help my tamagotchi unlocked Skull EX form while i was being shaken down for lunch money and i accidentally created a doomed timeline
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Apr 14, 2021 02:23
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letting the spirits tell me how much roblox stock to buy
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Apr 14, 2021 02:29
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goku: lend me ur power people of earth
*everyone strains to give goku their vital life energy, shortening their lifespans by a handful of decades*
goku: wins martial arts tournament, collects millions in lucrative sponsorship contracts
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Apr 14, 2021 05:39
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Heart of the Toilet Paper....
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Apr 14, 2021 13:24
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#mood
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mocked up the baby changing table to look like a hibachi grill, flipping the diaper via spatula into my Diaper Genie Hat.
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Apr 14, 2021 15:42
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Tai Chi but i'm petting cats with both hands
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Apr 14, 2021 15:43
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unironically, parkour is basically Epic Level Walking.
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Apr 14, 2021 15:43
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watching a kung fu movie in reverse so a band of ne'er do wells help a sword wielding badass repair and clean a bustling teahouse
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Apr 14, 2021 17:12
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I lay my hands on the photocopier and start chanting. My eyes roll back in my head and the copier starts to shake. It's printing something: work papers. The chanting gets louder and I start to levitate a bit. The copier is shaking violently, like it's the spin cycle of an off-kilter washing machine. Papers are coming out faster and faster and faster, then it stops. It's all the work for today, but it's only 10 am! The rest of the people in the office, who had gathered around me to watch, cheer and start taking off their shoes and loosening ties. Someone takes a huge thing of rum out of their desk. I fall to the ground on my knees, spent. There is blood dripping out my nose and tear ducts. A coworker hands me a styrofoam cup filled with rum, "Great job, champ. You doin ok?"
I am.
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Apr 14, 2021 18:33
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You're all free now!
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Apr 15, 2021 14:03
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ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
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Opening the minds eye to break through and leap through the dragon gate so that I can make a quesadilla
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Apr 15, 2021 15:17
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A Roomba that transforms into a bipedal robot that picks the Dyson up off the charger and vacuums the house.
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Apr 15, 2021 16:21
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A Roomba that transforms into a bipedal robot that picks the Dyson up off the charger and vacuums the house.
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entering ten winged lilith delta state to finally defeat maynard
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hiring Hollywood drone operators to hoist and hover a neon arrow at a cluster of male drone bees flying high above a hive so that the queen can easily find them on her mating flight and become fertilized by many of them. hiring secondary drone unit to hoist old timely record players piping out extremely classy yet sensual mating music for the bees.
oops I misread as “ascent form”
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Apr 15, 2021 21:52
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A kind little mouse!
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i assemble a ton of rare spell reagents and assemble the coven to cast a spell to cook my ramen.
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Apr 16, 2021 01:26
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buttering my bread then putting it back in the bag. #likfehack
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Apr 16, 2021 01:29
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blowdrying my hair while still in the shower, keeping even a drop from rewetting my drying mane
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Apr 16, 2021 07:37
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Everything goes into slow mo and intense breakbeat starts playing as I hook the last grocery bag around my wrist, hit the tailgate button, and bolt for the house, dodging raindrops with my enhanced reflexes
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Apr 16, 2021 13:07
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that one gif of the really pretty woman making like 800000 takoyaki in .3 seconsds
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