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take the moon

by sebmojo
in my head: cool progressive warden like the one in shutter island using unorthodox techniques to help the wretched souls entrusted to my care

in reality: *scene of bedlam and carnage in the b wing where patients tear feverishly at each others guts and skulls. code white, says a voice on the intercom. security rushes in fighting :zombie: s but are soon overwhelmed and wounds blossom dark thru their security shirts*

in my head: cool progressive warden. playing by my own rules

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take the moon

by sebmojo
3d printing a rage bong to get really mad recreationally

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Ventral EggSac

Virus A made the monkeys get annoyed at each other more at little things like how they ate their bananas.
Virus B made the monkeys slap each other and poke each others eyes and pull their hats down over each others' faces and one of the monkeys would go whoop, whoop, whoop, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

snergle

A kind little mouse!
i put the rage virus in the water in this country and in live stock in that country to see which one spreads better but globilization is causing cross contamination.

drat you nestle and tyson!

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
well that wraps up another great monthly company meeting folks, we'll go ahead with the rage virus project modifications, remember February is a short month so we'll see you in 28 days, okay? look forward to seeing you all then


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