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Danaru posted:
The kids are what everyone remembers, but yeah banning yourself from being able to shamelessly and lazily blow gunships out of the sky is pretty loving rough in this mission. Flip a coin every ??? minutes. Heads Danaru is the best Metal Gear player you have ever seen, tails for Hotshots Part 3. Coin lands on the edge, Dan's suffering is so powerful that the time he posted is the blood sacrifice that fixes the phone and internet service being down in my area for over 12 hours. What the gently caress I had no idea night vision goggles soldiers would still use a flashlight. WHY would they use a flashlight? The things you learn.
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Summarily execute all unsanitary staff imo
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Jun 8, 2021 02:18
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"I won't kick you in the head 50 times", proceeds to violently yeet the cripple kid on the ground repeatedly like a delivery guy with a fragile package. Kaz needs a serious reminder about how he couldn't walk either when you dragged his broken rear end out of a Soviet prison, biff him in the ocean along with all the unsanitary troublemakers and see how he likes that.
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 New Episode!Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 16 - Dog Episode Dog episode
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Jun 12, 2021 16:44
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Good thing there's no nuns in the wilderness of 1984 Afghanistan eh? (Also, not just the bestest boy coming along, he has a matching outfit now :3)
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Jun 12, 2021 21:59
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Danaru posted:
What weapons customization mod was that? My life is going to be incomplete if I can't slap a stock and scope on the squirtgun  e: also it's criminal that D-Dog's visor is the lowest level outfit that's immediately replaced the instant you upgrade it
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Jun 13, 2021 01:33
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Captain Hygiene posted:What weapons customization mod was that? My life is going to be incomplete if I can't slap a stock and scope on the squirtgun Customization Unbound. Sadly it doesn't work on everything, and I could only get the pistols to work  New Episode!Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 17 - Infinite Font Of Piss I'm not gonna lie, you'll see the game over screen a bunch of times this session  Someday soon I'll actually get put into my new schedule where days make sense and I'm not just crippled sometimes on the days we can record
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Jun 17, 2021 21:53
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I can't believe how many people are angry at Snake for wearing the appropriate color of safety gear as specified by OSHA for all on-site procurement efforts, smh 
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 18 - Hot Virtual Doob Man this game's story is good when it has story Danaru fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jun 21, 2021 |
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Jun 21, 2021 15:08
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I'm weirdly entertained by the idea of Snake shooting guards and then being all "OOGGHH UGGHHH AAARRRGH! That's what you sound like!!" as they lie there bleeding out, before recruiting them to his friendsquad anyway
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Jun 22, 2021 03:28
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 19 - Harumaki Place I'll be honest, my hostage negotiation skills have never been ideal
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Jun 26, 2021 22:38
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So much time with a huge pipe between your legs, and not one dick joke? What LP am I even watching.
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Jun 27, 2021 16:59
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The one where that would set Grace off on a course that turns half the episode into red_panda_twitter.mp3
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Jun 28, 2021 04:28
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this is a wholesome lp about venom dad and his friend dhorse, who frequently becomes flat not the way that circlmaster goes flat though. circlmaster flats by choice; dhorse flats because of various spontaneous harmful factors in the environment
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Jun 28, 2021 04:36
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 20 - This Isn't A Panda This may not shock you, but this is the first playthrough of mine where cameras actually made it onto the field
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Jul 6, 2021 02:18
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Cameras are way more competent and annoying villains than Skull Face ever was 
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Jul 6, 2021 03:32
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 21 - Revolver Queequeg I'm a good person okay sometimes you need to punch children I didn't make the rules
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Jul 14, 2021 00:04
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Man, the Kid Liquid fight is just bizarrely fun, I think it's the best use of CQC/QTEs in the game. And of course it's all the more fun because you're racing around chasing a small child to clown on them. It's also one of my favorite bits you can skip with foreknowledge, you can just sit around from a ways away and send in a rocket puuuunch from way outside detection range  And yeah, since it came up, that bit about Ocelot hypnotizing himself really doesn't sit well with me. On a second playthrough there's so many lines of dialogue that seem really clearly set up to have Ocelot be the only one in the know all along, I have to think they got cold feet on that pretty late in production for some reason. Either way, I think it makes the story worse, and my mind subconsciously tries to forget it every time I'm reminded of it.
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 22 - Cryptids This mission is a lot more trivial when you have silencers, it's interesting to see more of the moving parts that I haven't seen before
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Jul 18, 2021 16:53
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Man I wish there were cryptids. Just imagine bionic punching a Bigfoot and sending it home to your brand new Cryptid Platform 
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Jul 18, 2021 23:46
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They're shouting hah-kah, short for HoofdKwartier, which is just HQ in Afrikaans/Dutch. Also, be nice to the sheep, they're pals, violence is for failsons and PMCs.
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Jul 19, 2021 00:46
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 23 - Number Two It probably seems obvious to say, but fighting child soldiers is a major bummer when you dont have less lethal weapons
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Jul 22, 2021 15:02
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You've discussed the characters' ages before. From some months ago:Mikl posted:According to the wiki, Big Boss was born in 1935, nine years before Ocelot. So he's 49 during this game, which is set in 1984. MGS3 was 1964, so Big Boss was 28-29 during that. Meanwhile Ocelot was explicitly born during the Battle of Normandy, 1944, so he's 19-20 during MGS3. Ocelot's a full nine years younger than Big Boss.
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It's me, I'm the guy who thinks it's good that they didn't put the ending into the game, from what I've seen it would just have been bad and cutting down on the child soldier and Liquid stuff is just good. You really don't need to do the Star Wars thing of over-explaining every character's back story.
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Jul 22, 2021 19:43
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Mikl posted:You've discussed the characters' ages before. From some months ago: I can all but guarantee we'll have the same conversation again, we're poo poo at remembering stuff
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Hel posted:It's me, I'm the guy who thinks it's good that they didn't put the ending into the game, from what I've seen it would just have been bad and cutting down on the child soldier and Liquid stuff is just good. You really don't need to do the Star Wars thing of over-explaining every character's back story. Think of the missed opportunity we could've had though, I would sell my soul for another chance to repeatedly clown on Lil' Liquid 
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 24 - The Hill I'm not even the worst father on this base, somehow
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Jul 27, 2021 16:41
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It'd be pretty loving dire if you manage to be a worse father than Huey.
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New Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 25 - Sometimes We did, unsurprisingly, get copyright claimed, but nothing that blocks the video so 
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I've seen a badass "Skulls taken down via CQC-only" video, I'm sure the next episode will go perfectly fine 
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Jul 31, 2021 04:01
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You probably already recorded but if poo poo goes super bad, you can always arm yourself with what you think a Diamond Dogs pilot would have to loot off his body. Which is to say a lovely pistol.
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Gonna release this early since I'm clearing out some backlogNew Episode! Let's Play MGSV On-Site Procurement Episode 26 - The Alligator And Wombat Special This may shock you but I really didn't consider the final couple of story missions when I decided on this challenge Danaru fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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Jul 31, 2021 22:12
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Would I watch a bare chested, blood-soaked man in pink pants fight weird zombie dudes in hand-to-hand combat for almost an hour? Yes, that was loving intense.
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Just Winging It posted:Would I watch a bare chested, blood-soaked man in pink pants fight weird zombie dudes in hand-to-hand combat for almost an hour? Yes, that was loving intense. This is probably the greatest possible five-second sales pitch for MGSV.
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I enjoyed my time at Dan's House Of Machetes. A shame that there's no storeroom or armoury that you could loot to speed things up while still obeying OSP.
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Aug 1, 2021 01:55
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I am legitimately impressed, I rarely last more than a few minutes here even coming in with crazy OP equipment, never mind lasting for an hour-long marathon when things head south. It really is a shame how they handled CQC here. Snake slapping machetes aside is probably the coolest counter in the game, it really sucks that that turns into 40 minutes of taking down the Skulls' health bars a pixel at a time rather than being the badass way to take them out quickly.
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This reminds me of my first time through the game, because I only really had non-lethal weapons researched. Of course I gave up after 15 minutes of cqc, opting instead to sit in the chopper for an hour while I researched machine guns and explosives. Sadly even with good equipment the armor skulls really suck.
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