I am going to steal this book

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

https://www.amazon.com/MAGA-2020-Beyond-Milo-Yiannopoulos/dp/1925645487

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45 by Brad Torgerson When a Secret Service agent interrupts an assassin from the future, neither one of them is ready for their assumptions to be challenged.
M.A.G.A.I. When the latest AI program takes President Trump�s command literally,interesting things happen.
THE MAN IN THE BUBBLE A famous actor discovers that he must learn to get along with Trump supporters, or be left out in the cold.
WHERE IS BARRY? As co-workers gather to watch the 2020 election returns, everyone is ready to celebrate. Everyone, except for Barry...
THE LAST HIPPIE After a 100-year separation, both coasts are being reincorporated into the Union. US troops have been dispatched to relocate the few survivors. One guy doesn�t want to go, and he has his finger on a drat big button.
AUNTIES MAGNIFICENT BRICKS Jada is forced to accompany her aunt to the 50th Anniversary of the Restoration and learns there is much more to her Aunt Hilde, and to history, than she�d ever imagined.
WINNING IS WHAT WE DO The Great Border Wall is under attack by unknown forces. Fortunately, President Trump has a secret weapon and his disposal: Barron.
PITCH SESSION An inside view of Hollywood responding to a Trump re-election.
MAD DOG MOON �Mad Dog� Mattis is unleashed on ISIS.
EXILE Bill215 was born and raised inside the walls of the perfect Community. Three months ago,his girlfriend left for the �outside.� Does he have the courage to follow?
AN �OUT�-STANDING CHANUKAH Eddie turns to his uncle for advice on how to come out to his family before he goes off to college.
DOLUS MAGNUS: THE GREAT HOAX An aspiring scientist has a crisis of faith over his discovery he�s been a part of the climate change hoax.
EQUALITY On the historic date of Feb. 25th, 2036, Libby�s life changes when she is thrust on the road to empowerment and self-reliance by a gun-toting �ammosexual� granny.
THE GREAT JOKE A joke turns into so much more.
THE MAGIC OF MAGA The Chosen One returns, but her great Antagonist knows she is coming and has arrayed all his magical forces against her.
AN AFTERNOON WITH GRANDPA A 1/4 century from now, a grandfather attempts to pass his wisdom on to his granddaughter, only to learn that the world has passed him by.
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THE NEW WALL Meet tough US border patrol agent, Nor. Her mission: to protect the New Wall that guards the US from Canadian refugees and the dangerous extremists hiding among them.
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THE SIX GRANDFATHERS Native American spirits return to take back the land that was stolen a century ago from the Sioux Nation.

I want this book but I refuse to buy it. I am going to steal this book.

All of you, unite and help me steal this book. Let us come together in the noble act of stealing this book.

# ? Apr 22, 2021 21:03

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:12

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Is there anyone in the San Francisco area who would be willing to help me steal the only physical copy in existence from the public library

# ? Apr 22, 2021 22:13

Deptfordx: Dec 23, 2013

Dammit.

We just got out of 20 years of federal prison.

We swore we'd never pull another job.

But for a score like this, we'll be the wheel guy.

Me and my wizened albino conjoined twin.

Our six wheeled giant monster truck is at your disposal.

Who else is on the crew.

# ? Apr 22, 2021 22:45

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

if you buy it used the author doesn't get any money. but you would be giving money to someone who gave the author money. unless the person selling the book stole it

# ? Apr 23, 2021 00:17

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The Voice of Labor posted:

if you buy it used the author doesn't get any money. but you would be giving money to someone who gave the author money. unless the person selling the book stole it

Yeah, I must be explicitly clear. I am stealing this book.

No money can nor will change hands. This book whether physical or digital is going to be stolen.

# ? Apr 23, 2021 01:00