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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

you guys said good things. excellent things. thanks I agree

i disagree

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



fart simpson posted:

how offended are you, living in michigan, to learn that china is appropriating american car culture

china no turn left!

unless you mean classic hotrodding culture in that case keep going

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


This is incorrect, pizza is an American invention.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


fart simpson posted:

yeah, until you want to run real software

lol

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i appropriated american shitposting culture and now am more powerful than any american

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Gentle Autist posted:

i appropriated american shitposting culture and now am more powerful than any american

this means you can drive two mobility scooters at once.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

this means you can drive two mobility scooters at once.

where the gently caress is my floating wall-e chair already

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mediaphage posted:

where the gently caress is my floating wall-e chair already

sorry bro. planet isn’t fuxxored enough yet.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

sorry bro. planet isn’t fuxxored enough yet.

ok guess i'll buy me a diesel pickup to start rollin' coal

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

has anyone tried eating out richard stall man

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


i am not certain as to whether he has done a Sex

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

look at his groupie situation. surely he's gotten some nasty

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
rms's dick is free as in slutty

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
well this thread has somehow gotten way more gross than i expected

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
rms is dtf

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

dirty toe feeder

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

welp

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

he hosed a parrot remember

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Gentle Autist posted:

he hosed a parrot remember

uhh its really more precise to say that he was dry humped by a parrot and while he said he found the experience "Immensely pleasurable," I dont think it's accurate to say that he in fact hosed a parrot.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

gnu/parrotfucked

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


he's a nice guy

Ocean of Milk
Jun 25, 2018

oh yeah
Well apparently there's at least a parrot somewhere out there who agrees.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
ignucius, patron saint of poultry dry rub

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


ok lol i found the parrot quote

i wonder if he deliberately chose to write that story provocatively? my buddy warned me her conure might try to masturbate on me because she's a tiny horny dinosaur but if she did that i wouldn't say "the bird had sex with me" - she can also usually tell when she's about to try something so she'll put a stop to it

if a dog humps your leg, is it having sex with you?

he's a weird fella



but a nice guy he's a nice guy

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

no he isn’t

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

when i met rms he was a real prick to every single person in the room of about 200

he definitely didn’t seem like ‘a nice guy’ to me

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

oh he definitely seems like a nice guy to me, iykwim

q.v.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jskq3-lpQnE

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
more like lice guy because he looks like a homeless star trek wizard.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Gentle Autist posted:

when i met rms he was a real prick to every single person in the room of about 200

he definitely didn’t seem like ‘a nice guy’ to me

he's the Rough Autist

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Sagebrush posted:

oh he definitely seems like a nice guy to me, iykwim

q.v.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jskq3-lpQnE

lmao holy poo poo

my favorite part is when he says he doesn't want any recordings of this and begs people to stop recording

smashing the microphone into the table and spilling water is good too

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

welp, had the shopped Tom Collins RMS in a random crap folder

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

seems both prefer a more relaxed cut

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

axolotl farmer posted:

welp, had the shopped Tom Collins RMS in a random crap folder



I always thought this was real

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i wonder if he has ever exercised in his life.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Sagebrush posted:

i wonder if he has ever exercised in his life.

welp

https://youtu.be/7C6r6fG4k40

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

axolotl farmer posted:

welp, had the shopped Tom Collins RMS in a random crap folder



FINALLY

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pube5Aynsls

I prefer this purely because the vid ID has the word "pube" in it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

i wonder if he has ever exercised in his life.

everyone has in their life at least once tried to see if the whole "exercise makes you feel good" bullshit is true

he concluded, that it was not.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i had a couple interactions with the owners at my last job in which they came across as pleasant and charming


but i can tell you with certainty that they are in fact huge, greedy assholes

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
like, i bet if you didn't know who george bush was, you might think he was okay after a group dinner with him

same with barack obama

doesn't change the fact they both belong in prison

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