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Finger Prince

hosts

They say this train is haunted. The ghost must have been murdered on this train. Or perhaps was the victim of the derailment of 1921.

ghost: Umm maybe I just like riding on trains?

No, it must be because of some foul trauma!

ghost: No I'm pretty sure it's cuz I like riding on trains and so when I died I decided, wouldn't it be nice to spend the next few centuries travelling around switzerland by train.

# ? Apr 27, 2021 02:25

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# ? May 10, 2024 19:05

Finger Prince

Fred: And it isn't a ghost that's been haunting Spookton Manor, it's none other than the evil real estate developer, Mr. McClundricks!
*pulls hood off ghost*
Ghost of Mr. McClundricks: Oi gently caress off I was wearing that. What, can't a ghost get in on some condo development action?

# ? Apr 27, 2021 02:50

Khanstant

ghsts r just souls without a home 2 post in

# ? Apr 27, 2021 03:03

Entropic: patriarchy sucks

jhosts

# ? Apr 27, 2021 03:56

Ventral EggSac

Maybe the ghost is in the shell cause it likes the sound of the ocean

# ? Apr 27, 2021 15:29

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I'm pretty sure ghosts are a kind of soup.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3870585

# ? Apr 27, 2021 17:22

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i'd stay away from these ghosts if i were you...i hear theyre pretty spooky

# ? Apr 27, 2021 17:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I ate a ghost

# ? Apr 27, 2021 19:10

Doll House Ghost

maybe the ghosts just really hate change.

# ? Apr 27, 2021 19:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ghosts are idiots and I'm constantly embarrassed by their stupidity

# ? Apr 27, 2021 20:43

Finger Prince

OoooOOOOooo... What's a 7 letter word for 'inhabited by a ghost'?

H-h-h-haunted?

NoooOOooooo, it has to start with an X... Unless... Oh bother.

# ? Apr 27, 2021 20:55

biosterous

Entropic posted:

jhosts

j/osts

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he/him

# ? Apr 27, 2021 22:20

Manifisto

in ghost society, haunting is frowned upon in crowded public areas, sort of like smoking. all ghosts are actually permitted into the afterlife; the ones you see on the earthly plane have stepped outside for a "haunt break."

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 27, 2021 23:31

Finger Prince

*clambers buglike out of a dark well matted, stringy hair obscuring my features*
"holy poo poo that was a lot of work! You'd think being a ghost it'd be easy, just float up! Try it, that's all I'm saying! It's a lot tougher than it looks! Say you don't know where a ghost can get a shower around here, do you? Hey where are you going!"
Oh yeah the backwards talking. I keep forgetting about that.

# ? Apr 27, 2021 23:54

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You're a ghost haunting a skeleton animating a zombie walking on a ball of rock whipping around a star swirling around a supermassive black hole shooting through the universe but you're still going to have to pee sometime

# ? Apr 28, 2021 01:00

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# ? May 10, 2024 19:05

frump truck: hello... again!

Entropic posted:

jhosts

# ? Apr 28, 2021 19:58

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