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i call in with a case of posterial blindness: i can't see my rear end coming in to work today
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Boss made a dollar And I got nothing Boss gets a Hummer And I quit working |
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May 14, 2021 23:01
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boss makes a million i'm deep in debt i better get a raise or boss is getting wrecked i'm hungry for dinner boss gives me ONE bean he eats foi gras i'm building guillotines
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May 14, 2021 23:08
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boss makes a dollar I make a dime henry makes a penny and so on down the line now I'm not the world's most intelligent guy sometimes I just sit and wonder why if it weren't for all the people I'd be all alone rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long bake us and we will not burn kill us and we will return shake us and we will not shock shock us and we'll loving rock
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May 14, 2021 23:27
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I hosed his wife while he worked overtime. I make a penny, boss makes a quid, but the rear end in a top hat doesn't know that it's not his kid 
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May 16, 2021 17:04
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May 16, 2021 21:28
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boss make dollar i make dime i choke on dry hoagie to death on company time |
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May 16, 2021 22:07
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May 16, 2021 22:34
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As my own boss, I'm not sure if I'm making or losing money when I poop |
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May 18, 2021 15:25
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:As my own boss, I'm not sure if I'm making or losing money when I poop It depends, are you making GBS threads gold? |
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May 18, 2021 15:49
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Mormon Nailer posted:It depends, are you making GBS threads gold? The Poster That Laid the Golden Shitpost |
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May 18, 2021 16:41
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My story is more of a golden humpty dumpty. And all the kings horses and all the kings men are still trying to piece me back together.
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twisting my body abruptly while my cheeks push hard down on the seat and legs grip the bowl, trying to turn the terlet diagonal so I can lean back against the stall wall and get some loving sleep in this place |
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