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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Myst VI: Shelves & Plywood
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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





 You didn't anwser my questions.... I'm begining to think this isnt a Myst game !

You're not a Cyan Developer... this isn't Spokane Washington!

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 >paint goatse on walls using mom's spaghetti

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
thread music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS3HVYHOSis

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
>don't poo poo your pants

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
>Go into the bedroom

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




 > Close your eyes.
> Put fingers spaghetti in ears.
> Repeat the phrase "there's no place like home" while clicking your heels together.

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i mean i wouldnt make a thread inviting goons to guide me through trashing my entire house but hey whatever floats ur boat

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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

 > holster a few cans of Monster(r)

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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

 >take Monster
>put Monster in microwave
>set cooking time to 5:00 minutes
>press start button on microwave

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

 okay wait how the gently caress are you getting these pictures of my house, this is weird and i'm calling the police

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Rockman Reserve posted:

okay wait how the gently caress are you getting these pictures of my house, this is weird and i'm calling the police

who do you think we are, HANDS IN THE AIR SCUMBAG

>pull gun on Rockman

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inkmoth
Apr 25, 2014


 Push over the weird bookcase and pickup whatever falls out

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Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
>quit
Return to desktop Y/N?

>y

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 >start a cult

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marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

 >install Rise of the Triad mod and activate Ludicrous Engine Killing Gibs cheat
>microwave pocket vomit spaghetti

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





 >search the kitchen for hot pockets

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

 >j/o

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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Armitag3 posted:

ENTRANCE ====== -2 pts
>barf on the floor

You open your mouth and stick a finger down your gullet, immediately making you gag. You try again, nausea already permeating your throat, and finally push yourself over the edge with a loud retch. You salivate tendrils onto the carpet below you before finally upchucking a few doses of your mother's famous italian cooking. It steams in a mushed, salmon-colored pile between your feet.

You see:
- mom's spaghetti

>:ins:

lmao gross i can't believe he actually did it!

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UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
go towards serial killer bedroom

Theres nothing in the kitchen and the exit door is blocked. If we dont decide anything special head back to start lets go into the dark dreary basement

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

 >give sid vicious a swirlie

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Into The Mild posted:

You didn't anwser my questions.... I'm begining to think this isnt a Myst game !

You're not a Cyan Developer... this isn't Spokane Washington!
> version

MYST VI: SHELVES & PLYWOOD v1.4.20
hongkongsoft (c) 1989

Gratitude for your purchase of good electric softwear!

************** WE WANT TO SELL YOUR GAMES ******************
** Send demo disc to address in booklet 30% publisher fee **

BigBadSteve posted:

> get fly swatter off wall
> spank my rear end with fly swatter

You got fly swatter.

You convince yourself this is to test the build quality of a fixed mold plastic fly swatter, but the moment those first few fluffy lashes of swatting feather your rear end you know you awakened something in you. Something dangerous. Best think about it later.

BigBadSteve posted:

> tug

Derpies posted:

>tug

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

>j/o

There is a time and a place. Right now, it isn't it. Cowards wouldn't allow it anyway.

Smugworth posted:

> examine spooky ill-placed bookshelf

1ST FLOOR KITCHEN BOOKSHELF ====== 2 pts

You stand in front of a bookshelf, bereft of books. Some porcelain nick-knacks litter its three levels, all autumnal. The scarecrow winks at you and you have the clarity to wink back at it.

You see
- pilgrim figurines
- scarecrow figurine
- cut and polished ruby statuette of a turkey



>:ins:

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 >Pickup turkey it is clearly an object of vast power

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 > put turkey in rear end

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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

> put turkey in rear end

This.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 >check shoebox for clues

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Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009
>Check turkey for bong viability

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

BigBadSteve posted:

> put turkey in rear end

This but we need to make room first

> poo poo on the floor

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

 Nothing good will come of us turning our back on those wiley pilgrims

>smash pilgrims
>give scarecrows a solemn nod, the nightmare is finally over

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FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

 > Grab two Monster. One of each flavor.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

>give sid vicious a swirlie

lol you want to make out with me and start a family

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inkmoth
Apr 25, 2014


 I say push it over still.

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Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

BigBadSteve posted:

> put turkey in rear end
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