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Escape From Noise

They approached me about a position in the agency. I was a little suspicious if it was really them at first but they flashed this badge.



After a short, informal interview about my citizenship and love of the tush I walked away. One of them whistled and said "I hate to see 'em leave, but I love to watch 'em go!" So I think my chances seem pretty good. Should have a follow up interview in the coming months!

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Escape From Noise

Dropping trou and pressing my cheeks against the butt scanner

FutonForensic

lotta talk about 3-letter agencies in this subforum lately. i think byob has been compromised.

Twenty Four


The FBI (federal butt inspectors) pulls me in to their top secret complex, and escort me down a series of hallways.

They bring me into a dimly lit room with nothing in it but a table, two chairs, and a one way mirror and gesture for me to sit down.

In the other chair, staring me down with a scrutinizing look on his face and hand on his chin, sits Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

lotta talk about 3-letter agencies in this subforum lately. i think byob has been compromised.

Ol' Limp rear end has fallen! I repeat! Ol' Limp rear end has fallen!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

BYOB is a government agency recruitment tool. The BYOBourne Identity

FutonForensic

When looking for prospective heroes to work with us at the @FBI, we're not into dummy thicc... we're all in on #PatriotThicc

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
lean in and inspect my butt you gonna get a fart to the face boyo

take the moon

by sebmojo

FutonForensic posted:

lotta talk about 3-letter agencies in this subforum lately. i think byob has been compromised.

i think c&d grassed on us

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Sing Along

by Athanatos

FutonForensic posted:

lotta talk about 3-letter agencies in this subforum lately. i think byob has been compromised.

yeah i work for the fdc but im just vibin

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