lies only thread except for the first sentence in the thread

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frump truck: hello... again!

tell only lies in this thread, this thread should have completely only lies except for this one sentence which ends right here
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i am not feeling gassy at all right now

# ? May 5, 2021 19:36

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:53

take the moon: by sebmojo

absolutely not listening to violin emo rn

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# ? May 5, 2021 20:16

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

this is a lie

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? May 5, 2021 21:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

i didn't want to post in this thread, look what you've done to me

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 5, 2021 22:02

frump truck: hello... again!

Nosfereefer posted:

this is a lie

no its not, THIS is

# ? May 5, 2021 22:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm fine and everything is going well

# ? May 6, 2021 07:22

RetroEnbyRobot

i am not a lie telling robot

# ? May 6, 2021 07:28

Goons Are Gifts

This chewing cum tastes really good

# ? May 6, 2021 07:48

Escape From Noise

There are two mods: One always lies, and the other always tells the truth.

# ? May 6, 2021 09:39

Twenty Four

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm fine and everything is going well

# ? May 6, 2021 13:04

frump truck: hello... again!

I woke up today refreshed and full of energy

# ? May 6, 2021 14:20

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

are not inherently funny.

# ? May 6, 2021 14:32

Escape From Noise

I just loooooove my new job

# ? May 6, 2021 14:40

Twenty Four

this top shelf whisky is delicious but somehow i am still sober!

# ? May 6, 2021 14:42

Nexein: "Donuts of
Champions"

I like big butts and I cannot lie

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

# ? May 6, 2021 17:16

biosterous

i am in good health today, i didn't wake up with a fever and i didn't pass out on the couch one hour after breakfast

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he/him

# ? May 6, 2021 21:11

take the moon: by sebmojo

biosterous posted:

i am in good health today, i didn't wake up with a fever and i didn't pass out on the couch one hour after breakfast

hey dude thats really chill, i hope ur in bad health soon

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# ? May 6, 2021 22:01

frump truck: hello... again!

my cat didn't make a puke mess that i didn't find coming back from work today (because it definitely didn't exist)

# ? May 6, 2021 22:45

frump truck: hello... again!

Nexein posted:

I like big butts and I cannot lie

# ? May 6, 2021 22:46

Twenty Four

i got enough sleep

# ? May 7, 2021 03:14

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

I have a million dollars in the bank

# ? May 7, 2021 03:54

frump truck: hello... again!

I definitely know what sex is

# ? May 7, 2021 04:36

Twenty Four

The bladder, it's where the pee is stored

# ? May 7, 2021 05:02

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

We'd is terrible

# ? May 7, 2021 05:10

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.

Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? May 7, 2021 10:59

biosterous

take the moon posted:

hey dude thats really chill, i hope ur in bad health soon

this is a bad reply that didn't make me smile. no thank you

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he/him

# ? May 7, 2021 18:31

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:53

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

This forum makes me angry

# ? May 7, 2021 18:33

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