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your average super tanker can hold 84 million gallons of oil. my super tanker holds 84 million gallons of cum.
my plan? to invoke a spell that drives men on a migratory path to my oil tanker like moths to a flame to stand at the edge and cum into it
the average man ejaculates roughly 1/4 to 1 teaspoon. a few of us are not average men so it wouldnt require nearly as many men as u think but you're welcome to stay and have a longer 'sesh
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- Adbot
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May 3, 2024 00:58
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- nut
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not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it
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May 8, 2021 13:41
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not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it
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May 8, 2021 15:22
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it
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May 8, 2021 15:56
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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the existence of cum tankers is another unfortunate byproduct of late-stage cumpitalism
frump truck fucked around with this message at 17:26 on May 8, 2021
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May 8, 2021 17:21
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Cum tanker sends out a distress call: I require a tug.
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May 8, 2021 17:25
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One day nearer spring
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environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident
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May 8, 2021 18:30
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environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident
lmfbo gross
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May 8, 2021 18:49
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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air tankers dropping massive loads of spermicide in a futile effort to contain the spill.
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May 8, 2021 18:57
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Pee is stored in the balls, cum in a tanker.
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May 8, 2021 21:12
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- alnilam
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environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident
lol
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May 8, 2021 23:50
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myconium, take 'er!
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May 9, 2021 00:25
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- Mayor Dave
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Bernie the Snow Clown
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environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident
lol
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May 9, 2021 02:25
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- nut
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cum: ur welcome I guess
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May 10, 2021 01:36
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- google THIS
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Angry admiral in a Far Side comic: No, no, no! I said I want a gunship!
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May 10, 2021 01:42
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One day nearer spring
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Angry admiral in a Far Side comic: No, no, no! I said I want a gunship!
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May 10, 2021 01:46
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Angry admiral in a Far Side comic: No, no, no! I said I want a gunship!
Billy from Family Circus: Gee, Mom, how dya think they got all the cum in the ship?
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May 10, 2021 02:00
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Billy from Family Circus: Gee, Mom, how dya think they got all the cum in the ship?
lol
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May 10, 2021 03:13
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- CatBlack
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hello world
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pouring a pint into my cum tankard
e: oops, wrong thread
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May 10, 2021 03:18
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May 3, 2024 00:58
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do I gotta dip this into a vase first?
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