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isn't being picked up by any networks finishing my pitch after the disney execs watch the five minute graphic horse sex scene that serves as the origin for the foal that will be the series main protagonist. looking around the silent room hopeful for praise and adulation but no one is saying a word. |
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i mean it's actually pretty progressive because the horse with the largest penis isn't the leader
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May 8, 2021 18:26
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oh yeah thats porkins the foal's best friend, i actually toned down the size of his balls a little bit because i didn't want people to be too distracted in the scenes where he's running.
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May 8, 2021 18:32
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Used to be kids could just go down to the farm and learn about this stuff but today without an anatomically correct animal cartoon to show them how it's done it's no wonder so many of them are choosing celibacy |
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May 8, 2021 18:37
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wimsy posted:Used to be kids could just go down to the farm and learn about this stuff but today without an anatomically correct animal cartoon to show them how it's done it's no wonder so many of them are choosing celibacy
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May 8, 2021 18:39
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our school taught us about milk by having us drink out daily carton straight from the school cow's udder teat |
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May 8, 2021 19:34
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trying to get the disney execs attention by showing them the tie in toy line of anatomically correct cartoon animals but just getting escorted out of the building
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May 8, 2021 21:40
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making a pitch to hbo and getting some thumbs up when i explain that several episodes will rely on sexposition/gratuitous nude scenes with the anatomically correct cartoon animals just like in game of thrones
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May 8, 2021 21:42
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hbo execs disappointed when i explain that the animals won't have human titties because that wouldn't be anatomically correct. murmuring in the board room is making me nervous that they're going to pass on the series just like disney did.
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May 8, 2021 21:45
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several hbo execs suggest that major characters be "shockingly" killed to "keep the audience interested" just like game of thrones. when i consider their idea they add the caveat that several of the animals have big honking titties which i initially agree with because i'm still trying to figure which characters can be killed off and then i realize what they've just done and insist that human titties are. not. anatomically. correct. on a cartoon horse.
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May 8, 2021 21:49
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1) Anatomically correct cartoon animals are educational, and also add a level of gritty verisimilitude to the story 2) If they're anatomically correct, this feature needs to be displayed, repeatedly, or the audience will remain ignorant and begin to doubt the grittiness of the show 3) Real animals? Absolutely not. It would be profoundly unethical to force or even encourage animals to the kinds of gritty anatomically correct behavior we must depict in the show 4) Imagine that all the humans and muppets on Sesame Street are anatomically correct animated animals, now imagine that instead of teaching children about letters and numbers and emotions, they are teaching people of all ages about the anatomical possibilities of different animals when those animals are pushed to their absolute physical and moral limits. That's what we're going for here. |
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May 8, 2021 22:36
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society needs to advance a little bit before people can look at a horse with big tits and not be a weirdo about it |
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May 9, 2021 00:54
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wimsy posted:1) Anatomically correct cartoon animals are educational, and also add a level of gritty verisimilitude to the story CatBlack posted:society needs to advance a little bit before people can look at a horse with big tits and not be a weirdo about it
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May 9, 2021 04:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Xdx2E1CY8 |
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May 9, 2021 04:54
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lmao kids in the hall was amazing
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May 9, 2021 05:06
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it's been over a year since disney rejected my show when I see the first commercial for "Disney's Big Dick Daddies Big Ol' rear end Island". Something strangely familiar about the title and then I see it... the anatomically correct horse, exactly like the one I'd pitched but a different color, his flaccid horse penis swaying to and fro as he saunters through the jungle with his big balled pig friend porkins. drat...
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May 9, 2021 17:33
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Generally speaking a horses penis stays tucked up in a sheath op so you never see it flaccid, only erect. I tried to explain this to you so you could add more plot points where the horse would get horny but no, you had a "vision." |
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May 9, 2021 17:37
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wimsy posted:Generally speaking a horses penis stays tucked up in a sheath op so you never see it flaccid, only erect. I tried to explain this to you so you could add more plot points where the horse would get horny but no, you had a "vision." this explains why people haven't been loving the idea, ty. going to do some slight rewrites
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May 9, 2021 18:48
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hbo: we’ve decided to greenlight your show and give you total creative control me: awesome! so anatomically correct animated horse cartoon is a go? hbo: yep! with an additional friend me: ...additional friend? *hbo exec pulls out a drawing of an anatomically correct horse with a talking penis* |
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May 9, 2021 19:01
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Macnult posted:hbo: we’ve decided to greenlight your show and give you total creative control
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May 9, 2021 19:29
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the scifi network was initially pretty excited about the whole thing but seemed absolutely crushed by my refusal to entertain the notion of a laser horse dick. it's a matter of verisimilitude, I kept telling them; horses simply can't aim their dicks precisely enough to make a weapon like that feasible.
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Manifisto posted:the scifi network was initially pretty excited about the whole thing but seemed absolutely crushed by my refusal to entertain the notion of a laser horse dick. it's a matter of verisimilitude, I kept telling them; horses simply can't aim their dicks precisely enough to make a weapon like that feasible. they tell me to just think of the action figures with "light up laser sights" but I refuse and stick to my morals
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