Pinball machine accepts pepperoni coins

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kuskus

Pinball machine accepts pepperoni coins.

One sliced pepperoni medallion = one pinball.

A shot at glory. Light the machine UP.

Maybe bring a hip pouch or ziploc coin purse with lots of extra pep.

Hi score: PEP -2,000,000

# ? May 12, 2021 04:12

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:33

kuskus

Riding bikes with the gang past the arcade. Hit the brakes, it�s time to TILT. Reach into my fanny pack and grab a slice of pepperoni. Pop it into the slot. Medieval Madness, Williams, 1997.

Pull back the spring loaded plunger.

The heat of the machine makes the pep smell great.

# ? May 12, 2021 04:16

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

the pinball is a meatball

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# ? May 12, 2021 04:16

frump truck: hello... again!

i also accept pepperoni coins

# ? May 12, 2021 04:17

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

this reminds me of a really stupid(??) idea some friends and I had once for a meat dispenser pinball cabinet. hitting the different targets would cook and season the food, so if you play well you get like some nice pieces of ham but if you play badly you end up with a wad of raw hamburger or something

anyway I'm offering 15% for $200,000

# ? May 12, 2021 04:20

nut

crouching down and hidin under the table, putting my open mouth next to the slot, hoping u miss

# ? May 12, 2021 04:25

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

poo poo hang on, let me get some more coins *walks over to very large cutting board*

# ? May 12, 2021 04:34

kuskus

long line tonight at the pepperoni ATM.

some woman had an open baguette as a sort of shoulder bag with a butcher�s twine strap. opened it to catch the quickly-dispensing coins, then snapped it shut. why didn�t I think of that?

almost slipped on pep grease when playing Addam�s Family by Bally. worth it!!

# ? May 12, 2021 06:23

Escape From Noise

Trying in vain to cram a pepperette into the change machine

# ? May 12, 2021 08:44

Ventral EggSac

holding a salami like a baby in the crook of my elbow, a knife in the other hand with one end of the salami between thumb and forefinger, taking off slices trying to get some gum but I'm eating every other slice, grease all over my shirt and the machine

# ? May 12, 2021 15:05

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

sk posted:

this reminds me of a really stupid(??) idea some friends and I had once for a meat dispenser pinball cabinet. hitting the different targets would cook and season the food, so if you play well you get like some nice pieces of ham but if you play badly you end up with a wad of raw hamburger or something

anyway I'm offering 15% for $200,000

Were you on the podcast Cool Games Inc?

# ? May 12, 2021 15:14

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Gross Dude posted:

Were you on the podcast Cool Games Inc?

poo poo it must have come from there

# ? May 12, 2021 15:16

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

didn't somebody actually try to make a pinball machine using meatballs on youtube once on a time that ended up a humongous disaster or is this like hulk hogan meat shoes where one person made it up and everybody else thinks they saw something like that?

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# ? May 12, 2021 22:23

Khanstant

*dabbing corners of mouth with fancy cloth napkin* no sir, no meatball pinball mach*uuuurp*ine here.

# ? May 12, 2021 23:03

kuskus

gaming is knowing when to step away from the machine. empty, oily pockets on a Friday night years back�

I listen to my own child cry. I mow the lawn, reap the wheat, clean the toilets.

morning walk in the sand near the reservoir and I feel something underfoot. sunrise shines on it. a beautiful pepperoni medallion glimmers.

suddenly I�m back on my hog, speeding towards Logan Arcade. I slip the �roni into Attack from Mars (Bally, 1995). it�s good to be back.

# ? May 15, 2021 18:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

kuskus posted:

gaming is knowing when to step away from the machine. empty, oily pockets on a Friday night years back…

I listen to my own child cry. I mow the lawn, reap the wheat, clean the toilets.

morning walk in the sand near the reservoir and I feel something underfoot. sunrise shines on it. a beautiful pepperoni medallion glimmers.

suddenly I’m back on my hog, speeding towards Logan Arcade. I slip the ‘roni into Attack from Mars (Bally, 1995). it’s good to be back.

# ? May 15, 2021 18:57

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBtHQ_jXooM

# ? May 17, 2021 21:07

Khanstant

wow how did they fit that stick in there, maybe its a kind of deflating cheese stick and they slide it in the coin slot up to the machine and then infalte it once in the pinball spot but honestly wouldnt it be easier to just eat from the cheese injector tube anyway?

# ? May 17, 2021 22:25

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Khanstant posted:

wow how did they fit that stick in there, maybe its a kind of deflating cheese stick and they slide it in the coin slot up to the machine and then infalte it once in the pinball spot but honestly wouldnt it be easier to just eat from the cheese injector tube anyway?

advanced mozzarella stick vending machine. you have to hit the super jackpot in order to get your mozz baybee

# ? May 17, 2021 22:49

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

at last! a reward worthy of the challenge!

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# ? May 17, 2021 22:55

kuskus

The miniature robotic residents within Stern's NASCAR pinball machine usually dine on plastic bits, metallic dust, and pepperoni at a constant 82 degrees fahrenheit, but on this day, a 50 degree soy-fried dairy lozenge with sea salt entered the ball chamber and luged straight into the pit beneath the observation tower. "Are we in heaven?" one asked. "We are certainly in hell," another answered. For the cheese was high moisture and not low-moisture; all components would make a sharp turn towards corrosion and rusty death within 420 days.

# ? May 17, 2021 23:28

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

shame it had to be NASCAR and not Funhouse. this guy looks like he could really go for a mozzarella stick

# ? May 18, 2021 03:23

spooky ghost

kinda?

idk, i hope it fucks up the other high scores.

if it does get up there, initials are 'A' 'S' 'S'

# ? May 18, 2021 03:34

kuskus

OK so the new mission is to find that person�s nipple, use it in a pepperoni-accepting version of Funhouse pinball, and with that credit, shoot a mozzarella stick in the snarky marionette�s mouth. Got it!

# ? May 18, 2021 03:41

spooky ghost

kuskus posted:

OK so the new mission is to find that person�s nipple, use it in a pepperoni-accepting version of Funhouse pinball, and with that credit, shoot a mozzarella stick in the snarky marionette�s mouth. Got it!

# ? May 18, 2021 03:45

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

the secret to the machine is there's a tiny dog with a little toolbelt that lives inside and he keeps the machine fixed and working and in exchange he gets to eat all the peps that come into the slot. :ssh: