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use a gas motor during times of plenty to transfer potential energy into an enormous spring. when a shortage occurs, harvest energy stored in the spring to propel your vehicle or power your home.
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stare directly into the sun to harness its energy while walking on a treadmill that charges a battery
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Insert a cork into your rectum. In my case, a very large cork.
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But how to conserve rear end during an rear end crisis?
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Fill up a bin with gasoline. It's bigger than your average gas canister. After all these years of the internet, and real life, I am still amazed at how stupid humans are. Also, is she just chatting away on her phone? "Just getting some gas in my Rubbermaid; should I pick up something for dinner on the way home?"
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Internetjack posted:After all these years of the internet, and real life, I am still amazed at how stupid humans are. seriously wondering how many of these people will end up pouring the gasoline down a storm sewer or something, after they figure out that pouring gas from a plastic bin into a car is non-trivial
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obviously you transfer the gas out of the plastic bag and into a styrofoam cooler for long term storage
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one thing you can do is add a filler to your gas tank to dilute it some. I use vinegar but regular tap water would probably work in a pinch. you dont want to do this all the time of course, but you can do it every so often in times like these and everything should turn out fine. I use a ratio of about 3:1 so you can see how you can really get a lot of extra mileage out of your tank with just everyday items you have around the house.
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I've started seeing signs on the pumps saying not to use your cell phone while getting gas, probably just extra cautious though.
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Those have been there from back where cell phones ran on internal sparks which could explode the gas vapors. Same with not getting in and out of your car while fueling so you don't generate a static spark.
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When planning a trip, consider the following: Is there a point to your life? Why do you bother? Aren't you tired of the suffering?
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Michael Corleone posted:I've started seeing signs on the pumps saying not to use your cell phone while getting gas, probably just extra cautious though. That's been on the pumps for many years. Mythbusters even did a segment on it... 
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Universe Master posted:But how to conserve rear end during an rear end crisis? take it to the Ever Given thread
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Universe Master posted:But how to conserve rear end during an rear end crisis? Cash or Grass, duh.
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I'm droppin' loads into my tank these days and savin' some SERIOUS cash.
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