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Which booster to you use to boost your rooster? This poll is closed.
Rooster Booster (nutrients)		1	12.50%
Rooster Booster (seasoning)		0	0%
Rooster booster (white foamy energy beverage served in QT gas stations)		2	25.00%
Your mother!		5	62.50%
Total:		8 votes

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kuskus

Which booster to you use to boost your rooster?

# ? May 14, 2021 17:35

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# ? May 3, 2024 22:42

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

I ain't need nothing to boost my rooster boy

# ? May 14, 2021 18:08

google THIS

What's your fooster?

# ? May 14, 2021 18:30

take the moon: by sebmojo

illegally boosting my rooster down at the rooster races and cleaning up that sweet nascluck prize money

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# ? May 14, 2021 19:06

take the moon: by sebmojo

dont @ me saying roosters dont cluck they toodleoo or whatever im not even trying to hear that like a male cow doesnt moo

sick of binary domesticated food animal gender paradigms

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# ? May 14, 2021 19:08

Manifisto

ah say ah say ah say who's up for some taurine with ginkgo biloba?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 14, 2021 20:09

cruft

# ? May 14, 2021 20:29

cruft

Some call it a rooster booster, but I call it a cock block.

# ? May 14, 2021 20:34

Manifisto

cruft posted:

Some call it a rooster booster, but I call it a cock block.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 14, 2021 20:40

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

cruft posted:

Some call it a rooster booster, but I call it a cock block.

# ? May 14, 2021 21:03

8-Bit Dracula

chieken vitamins

# ? May 14, 2021 21:53

kuskus

take the moon posted:

nascluck prize money

Even Canucks are down with nascluck

# ? May 14, 2021 22:07

biosterous

cruft posted:

Some call it a rooster booster, but I call it a cock block.

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? May 14, 2021 22:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

kuskus posted:

Which booster to you use to boost your rooster?

These are all the same product with different packaging.

# ? May 14, 2021 22:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 14, 2021 22:50

kuskus

if your rooster is feeling down that you are stuck in the office in town, here is a system to boost his morale

https://youtu.be/K0WNNoJYx5w

# ? May 14, 2021 23:47

cruft

kuskus posted:

if your rooster is feeling down that you are stuck in the office in town, here is a system to boost his morale

https://youtu.be/K0WNNoJYx5w

This is, quite frankly, amazing.

# ? May 15, 2021 01:19

cruft

kuskus posted:

if your rooster is feeling down that you are stuck in the office in town, here is a system to boost his morale

https://youtu.be/K0WNNoJYx5w

I showed this to my dad, who doesn't speak foreigner. When it finished, he asked if they were programming the chicken.

# ? May 15, 2021 01:28

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

if you boost your rooster too much they might get stuck and do that glitch where they move their body without moving their head, so be careful!

magic cactus fucked around with this message at 19:15 on May 15, 2021

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? May 15, 2021 19:12

kuskus

# ? May 16, 2021 22:37

Prof. Crocodile

# ? May 16, 2021 23:53

Manifisto

Prof. Crocodile posted:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 17, 2021 00:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

Prof. Crocodile posted:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 17, 2021 02:25

Escape From Noise

Don't boost the roost if you can't walk the cock.

# ? May 17, 2021 02:29

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

the power of cock

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HEATHER PAPPS

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# ? May 17, 2021 08:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

There it is

# ? May 17, 2021 09:23

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Prof. Crocodile posted:

# ? May 17, 2021 12:48

Finger Prince

# ? May 17, 2021 13:00

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I tried to open a booster pack of magic cards, but a cockatrice inside tried to peck me

# ? May 17, 2021 13:04

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# ? May 3, 2024 22:42

Prof. Crocodile

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I tried to open a booster pack of magic cards, but a cockatrice inside tried to peck me

# ? May 17, 2021 13:45

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