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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
or are they sinners or something? idk.

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
heaven permits no kinks, except vore weirdly enough

Escape From Noise

I thought we spent our time on earth working out our kinks.

Escape From Noise

In Heaven
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
You got your horny things
And I've got mine

FutonForensic

eric clapton's kinks in heaven, the second and considerably less poignant entry of his in heaven series,

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

eric clapton's kinks in heaven, the second and considerably less poignant entry of his in heaven series,

nut

they allow inflation, but only if u float upwards like in the super mario game

Stoner Sloth

"So I says to God: hey I wouldn't even be here if you weren't so into snuff! Anyways Satan, what's new with you."

nut

getting kicked out of heaven for my unspeakable love for tiny harps

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

getting kicked out of heaven for my unspeakable love for tiny harps

Harps don't lie

nut

why do you wanna know so much about how I feel about Philadelphia cream cheese?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I would do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) for (and indeed to) a klondike bar (in heaven)

Manifisto


st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
me: that's great . . . only . ..
st. peter: what? something wrong?
me: could you tell me that I'm rejected?
st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news!
me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend
st. peter: this is highly irregular
me: and call me a filthy little sinner


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
me: that's great . . . only . ..
st. peter: what? something wrong?
me: could you tell me that I'm rejected?
st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news!
me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend
st. peter: this is highly irregular
me: and call me a filthy little sinner

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
me: that's great . . . only . ..
st. peter: what? something wrong?
me: could you tell me that I'm rejected?
st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news!
me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend
st. peter: this is highly irregular
me: and call me a filthy little sinner

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
me: that's great . . . only . ..
st. peter: what? something wrong?
me: could you tell me that I'm rejected?
st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news!
me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend
st. peter: this is highly irregular
me: and call me a filthy little sinner

lol

FutonForensic

Manifisto posted:

st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
me: that's great . . . only . ..
st. peter: what? something wrong?
me: could you tell me that I'm rejected?
st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news!
me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend
st. peter: this is highly irregular
me: and call me a filthy little sinner

lmao


Cobalt-60

by Azathoth
What's Hell like for masochists?

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Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
me: that's great . . . only . ..
st. peter: what? something wrong?
me: could you tell me that I'm rejected?
st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news!
me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend
st. peter: this is highly irregular
me: and call me a filthy little sinner

Escape From Noise

The Kinks are in hell along with every other rock and roll band!

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I mean technically jesus did see all the sins mankind would ever commit and then still agreed to die for them. So by that logic you can do anything in heaven since it is not a sin.

alnilam

Escape From Noise posted:

The Kinks are in hell along with every other rock and roll band!

You insult holy man and holy priest in ONE SONG and they never let you forget it

Cobalt-60

by Azathoth

alnilam posted:

You insult holy man and holy priest in ONE SONG and they never let you forget it

What about holy diver

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selan dyin

Cobalt-60 posted:

What's Hell like for masochists?

great

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Macnult

Manifisto posted:

st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
me: that's great . . . only . ..
st. peter: what? something wrong?
me: could you tell me that I'm rejected?
st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news!
me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend
st. peter: this is highly irregular
me: and call me a filthy little sinner

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