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or are they sinners or something? idk. |
# ? May 16, 2021 04:46 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 17:25 |
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heaven permits no kinks, except vore weirdly enough |
# ? May 16, 2021 06:54 |
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I thought we spent our time on earth working out our kinks. |
# ? May 16, 2021 09:04 |
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In Heaven Everything is fine In Heaven Everything is fine In Heaven Everything is fine You got your horny things And I've got mine |
# ? May 16, 2021 10:58 |
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eric clapton's kinks in heaven, the second and considerably less poignant entry of his in heaven series, |
# ? May 16, 2021 11:57 |
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FutonForensic posted:eric clapton's kinks in heaven, the second and considerably less poignant entry of his in heaven series,
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# ? May 16, 2021 12:15 |
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they allow inflation, but only if u float upwards like in the super mario game
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# ? May 16, 2021 14:32 |
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"So I says to God: hey I wouldn't even be here if you weren't so into snuff! Anyways Satan, what's new with you." |
# ? May 16, 2021 16:39 |
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getting kicked out of heaven for my unspeakable love for tiny harps
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# ? May 16, 2021 16:44 |
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nut posted:getting kicked out of heaven for my unspeakable love for tiny harps Harps don't lie |
# ? May 16, 2021 16:45 |
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why do you wanna know so much about how I feel about Philadelphia cream cheese?
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# ? May 16, 2021 16:47 |
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I would do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) for (and indeed to) a klondike bar (in heaven) |
# ? May 16, 2021 18:30 |
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st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in! me: that's great . . . only . .. st. peter: what? something wrong? me: could you tell me that I'm rejected? st. peter: but you're not rejected, you're accepted! this is good news! me: yeah but can you say I'm not, just for sort of pretend st. peter: this is highly irregular me: and call me a filthy little sinner
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# ? May 16, 2021 20:34 |
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Manifisto posted:st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in!
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# ? May 16, 2021 20:43 |
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Manifisto posted:st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in! |
# ? May 16, 2021 20:49 |
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Manifisto posted:st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in! lol |
# ? May 16, 2021 22:32 |
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Manifisto posted:st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in! lmao
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# ? May 16, 2021 22:57 |
What's Hell like for masochists?
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# ? May 17, 2021 01:25 |
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Manifisto posted:st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in! |
# ? May 17, 2021 01:30 |
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The Kinks are in hell along with every other rock and roll band! |
# ? May 17, 2021 01:31 |
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I mean technically jesus did see all the sins mankind would ever commit and then still agreed to die for them. So by that logic you can do anything in heaven since it is not a sin. |
# ? May 17, 2021 01:44 |
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Escape From Noise posted:The Kinks are in hell along with every other rock and roll band! You insult holy man and holy priest in ONE SONG and they never let you forget it |
# ? May 17, 2021 04:01 |
alnilam posted:You insult holy man and holy priest in ONE SONG and they never let you forget it What about holy diver ---------------- |
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# ? May 17, 2021 09:00 |
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Cobalt-60 posted:What's Hell like for masochists? great |
# ? May 17, 2021 09:13 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 17:25 |
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Manifisto posted:st. peter: okay, that all checks out. congratulations, you're in! |
# ? May 17, 2021 16:34 |