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vanisher posted:Firstly, thank you Pizza Hut staff for reading this customer review of my recent Pizza Hut Dinner Box order. I'd like to start by apologizing to Randall, my delivery driver for this evening, for the sonnet in the delivery instructions. It was meant for Christina the delivery driveress from yesterday evening. I ask that he refund what he deems is a fair amount from the $69 tip on the order. *derail* Your av reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKM0P9gWx7k *derail off*
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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vanisher posted:Firstly, thank you Pizza Hut staff for reading this customer review of my recent Pizza Hut Dinner Box order. I'd like to start by apologizing to Randall, my delivery driver for this evening, for the sonnet in the delivery instructions. It was meant for Christina the delivery driveress from yesterday evening. I ask that he refund what he deems is a fair amount from the $69 tip on the order.
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vanisher posted:Firstly, thank you Pizza Hut staff for reading this customer review of my recent Pizza Hut Dinner Box order. I'd like to start by apologizing to Randall, my delivery driver for this evening, for the sonnet in the delivery instructions. It was meant for Christina the delivery driveress from yesterday evening. I ask that he refund what he deems is a fair amount from the $69 tip on the order. lol
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Zil posted:*derail*  click the final gif in vanisher's sig
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biosterous posted:
sorcery! witchcraft!
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Zil posted:sorcery! witchcraft! 
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vanisher posted:Firstly, thank you Pizza Hut staff for reading this customer review of my recent Pizza Hut Dinner Box order. I'd like to start by apologizing to Randall, my delivery driver for this evening, for the sonnet in the delivery instructions. It was meant for Christina the delivery driveress from yesterday evening. I ask that he refund what he deems is a fair amount from the $69 tip on the order.
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But, I sent her a super romantic music video. I spent ages looking around online for the song that perfectly expresses my feelings! It's this cool little known retro song from the 80s that I thought was really unique which I was sure she'd find charming. like, come on, how could she not want to fall in love and gently caress me after I send the heartfelt message telling her that I was never gonna give you up?
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Forget all of you scrubs, I just paid for her kik username and I'm expecting a message any day now. |
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vanisher posted:Firstly, thank you Pizza Hut staff for reading this customer review of my recent Pizza Hut Dinner Box order. I'd like to start by apologizing to Randall, my delivery driver for this evening, for the sonnet in the delivery instructions. It was meant for Christina the delivery driveress from yesterday evening. I ask that he refund what he deems is a fair amount from the $69 tip on the order. lmao'd at driveress |
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I sent her an actual personalized super romantic mix cassette! She will be really impressed by my hip retro ways I am certain. Already planning our kids names.
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything   Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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I'll have you know my Shared Harddrive Enclosure and I have experienced many intimate moments together! |
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Buttchocks posted:I'll have you know my Shared Harddrive Enclosure and I have experienced many intimate moments together! |
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hey, it's me, the person she IS loving. whenever a woman is not going to gently caress you, she instead wants to gently caress me. everywhere I go I am accosted by women who want to gently caress me. I have taken to living in my panic room, only leaving to receive grocery deliveries (I reject deliveries by women for my own safety). for the sake of my own sanity—nay, my very survival!—I can only pray that someday she will gently caress you, dude
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(but she's not gonna)
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