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Ventral EggSac

As a child my father brought me on Johnny Carson to show off my diaper changing skills on a baby doll - and on myself. ten seconds was my record then... but I was just a child.

Now...... ... I have to hold back and slow down so I don't hurt the baby. If we're talkin full-bore, balls-to-the-wall diaper changing, we gotta have a stainless steel babydoll and that sucker's getting 5 full changes **with wipes** in the same time it used to take me to do one. That's 2 seconds a change, motherfucker.

In an exhibition competition I once flipped a steel babby into the air and changed it before it made a full 360.

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alnilam

Cloth or disposable?



ty manifisto

Ventral EggSac

alnilam posted:

Cloth or disposable?

Dealer's choice, but if I'm being honest in a competitive event where cloth washing time is counted I do have a lot of training to do to reach a pro level

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