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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Testicular Pimples
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ElectronicOldMen posted:

I feel like there has been some miscommunication.

Unfortunately I only ever get one of these pimples at a time. While it is nice to imagine the luxurious feeling of running a hand over my pimple covered ballsack, alas it is not to be.

Following forums advice I have popped the latest pimple, however it seems to have popped inwards.

Also on closer inspection, it appears it was not a pimple but rather some sort of eggsac. Perhaps from an insect or other invertebrate.

Whatever it is, I can feel them swimming and squirming inside my scrotum.

I hope to eventually ejaculate them out so that the forums can identify them.

Enjoy your spider-filled ballsack, OP.

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Guttlesswonder
Mar 17, 2006

I'll take two adult and two kids tickets for "Alien Erection" please
The best party poppers out there!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

BigBadSteve posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

Don't listen to this arsehole. It's this.
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Those are some dicey testicles

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Weka posted:

Don't listen to this arsehole...

Don't be a dick.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

BigBadSteve posted:

Don't be a dick.

Isn't that what this thread is about?

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