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May 23, 2021 21:18
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Refreshed, tanned, covered in Mothman spunk, I return from my weekend in the woods successful and also pregnant with the next generation of Mothmen, awaiting their time to burst from my withering body. |
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May 23, 2021 21:43
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May 24, 2021 00:45
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Trying to figure out a way to gently caress The Taos Hum. |
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May 24, 2021 01:02
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Donning a full body condom and descending via submersible vehicle to the lowest point off of the coast of Chile, tryin to get it in with The Bloop. |
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May 24, 2021 01:08
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Building a simple wooden vending stand with a sign that says "handjobs, 10 cents, no humans no livestock no weirdos" in the empty field where the Fresno Nightcrawler was spotted. |
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May 24, 2021 01:11
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Mormon Nailer posted:Building a simple wooden vending stand with a sign that says "handjobs, 10 cents, no humans no livestock no weirdos" in the empty field where the Fresno Nightcrawler was spotted. |
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May 24, 2021 01:19
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Lighting candles, scattering onion petals and fish bones, drawing a hot bath of pond water, and putting on a summer waves crashing ASMR channel to really get Jenny Greenteeth in the mood for love. |
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May 24, 2021 01:19
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Stripping myself naked and burrowing into a deer carcass in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Hopefully soon I'll hear the screech of teratornis. The anticipation is killing me, but I need this, drat it! |
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May 24, 2021 01:37
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I'm planning a trip to Egypt to search for a phoenix. On a slightly related note, does anyone have any recommendations on a fire-proof condom? |
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May 24, 2021 01:47
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Escape From Noise posted:I'm planning a trip to Egypt to search for a phoenix. What kinda temperatures are we talking? |
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May 24, 2021 02:34
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Zil posted:What kinda temperatures are we talking? Enough to immolate and be reborn |
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May 24, 2021 02:45
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Escape From Noise posted:Enough to immolate and be reborn Seems like a condom would prevent that from occurring, better to just embrace the flames of love and let it wash all over you |
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May 24, 2021 02:49
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Most of you will hopefully never know the heartbreak of the love of your life leaving you for the tender embrace of a larger, scalier hominid with horned appendages. |
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May 24, 2021 05:00
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Rolling up my sleeves after punching the clock, ready for my first day at the big foot massage parlor. It seems a little small to be called "big," though. Maybe we're going to be massaging larger feet? I don't know. I just have to do this for a month to get my hours for my cosmetology license. A little weird here, too, but I guess it's all in the branding to be a little weird. They told me not to make eye contact with the clients. Something about not challenging them. I guess maybe there's a particular service-oriented feel they want to preserve. Still, little bit off. But hey, it's temporary. They did say it would be over sooner than I expected. |
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May 24, 2021 05:07
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"My kelpie and I saw you from across the room, and she wondered if you'd like to join us. For dinner." |
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May 24, 2021 05:13
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Mom caught me sticking a cucumber up my butt, but it's not what it looks like! I was going to go swimming in the river right afterwards to get a kappa to eat my rear end! |
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May 24, 2021 05:16
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"Awwwww yeah, baby!" I shout at the Nuribotoke, "Swing 'em both ways! Wooooooo!" |
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