i want to become a being of infinite empathy but also i'm horny

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frump truck: hello... again!

also also i had two margaritas. do with that what you will

# ? May 22, 2021 01:16

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# ? May 5, 2024 19:28

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

You can be empathetically horny

# ? May 22, 2021 01:46

frump truck: hello... again!

Zil posted:

You can be empathetically horny

what does this look like in practice

# ? May 22, 2021 02:07

frump truck: hello... again!

i just ordered too much mexican food and kissed my cat on the forehead so im really blazing thru the stages of mid-30s alone guy pretty quick

not self pitying though, mexican food is great, kissing your cat on the forehead loving rules

# ? May 22, 2021 02:14

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

frump truck posted:

what does this look like in practice

Detecting when others are horny and helping them out

# ? May 22, 2021 02:24

Nexein: "Donuts of
Champions"

frump truck posted:

what does this look like in practice

Horniopathy

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

# ? May 22, 2021 03:05

alexandriao

frump truck posted:

also also i had two margaritas. do with that what you will

empathic sex is pretty cool OP, shame u havent had it

# ? May 22, 2021 03:10

alexandriao

it involves furiously imagining jerking off while u see someone else furiously imagining jerking off opposite u. no clothes are removed. sometimes shell be eating chicken nuggets while u partake in the sex and other times youll be the one eating chicken nuggets. at no point is it permitted to eat chicken nuggets together or the empathy waves will be too strong

# ? May 22, 2021 03:12

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

What if I am burgin while they eat chicken nuggets? Is that allowed? :ohdear:

# ? May 22, 2021 03:13

Goons Are Gifts

Zil posted:

Detecting when others are horny and helping them out

excuse me sir, I've noticed you have been having a rather hard time with our service, so if you allow, let me help you with that :heysexy:

# ? May 22, 2021 08:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

siddhartha sitting under the bohdi tree in deep meditation trying to purge the giant set of titties from his mind and reach enlightenment while whispering quietly "no... no you stop that...stop bouncing like that..."

# ? May 22, 2021 20:53

nut

Luvcow posted:

siddhartha sitting under the bohdi tree in deep meditation trying to purge the giant set of titties from his mind and reach enlightenment while whispering quietly "no... no you stop that...stop bouncing like that..."

Buddha but the honkers r sweet

# ? May 22, 2021 21:08

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

nut posted:

Buddha but the honkers r sweet

Bubbha

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? May 22, 2021 21:51

nut

Pleiadian Light posted:

Bubbha

# ? May 22, 2021 23:00

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Pleiadian Light posted:

Bubbha

# ? May 23, 2021 00:45

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

If this is so, you will start to become aware of how few people will care when you have an erection.

# ? May 23, 2021 00:58

frump truck: hello... again!

now that it's a day later and i no longer have just had two margaritas i think that this was a pretty dumb OP

# ? May 23, 2021 01:07

frump truck: hello... again!

those two margaritas were pretty tasty though

# ? May 23, 2021 01:08

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Sounds like you should have more margaritas

# ? May 23, 2021 01:18

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

siddhartha sitting under the bohdi tree in deep meditation trying to purge the giant set of titties from his mind and reach enlightenment while whispering quietly "no... no you stop that...stop bouncing like that..."