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deep dish peat moss

Stoic old slats that are slathered in lacquer
Poles and their hats overhead like they're rafters
My Pergola came to contain all the laughter
Of my children and wife chasing things that they're after
For Susie that's butterflies, for Johnny it's cola
For Eleanor, some other guy - for me the Pergola

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deep dish peat moss

I'm home and I'm mad, muscles turgid like a golem
I can't loving believe someone burgled the Pergola

Escape From Noise

Put on my buckskin coat and to the prairies I'mma roll-a
Collect some tumbleweeds and build me a pergola

Escape From Noise

Buh dum dumpa dumpa dumpa
Buh dum dumpa dumpa dumpa
Buh dum dumpa dumpa dumpa
My pergola!

nut

deep dish peat moss posted:

Stoic old slats that are slathered in lacquer
Poles and their hats overhead like they're rafters
My Pergola came to contain all the laughter
Of my children and wife chasing things that they're after
For Susie that's butterflies, for Johnny it's cola
For Eleanor, some other guy - for me the Pergola

nut

what walks on four legs in the morning?
and four legs at lunch?
and four legs in the evening?
it’s my pergola
and I like it very mu(n)ch

google THIS

Pergola pergola pergola pergola pergola pavilion
We come and sit, we come and sit
Brunching would be easy if your foliage were like my dreams
Pink, purple, green, pink, purple, green

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


deep dish peat moss posted:

Stoic old slats that are slathered in lacquer
Poles and their hats overhead like they're rafters
My Pergola came to contain all the laughter
Of my children and wife chasing things that they're after
For Susie that's butterflies, for Johnny it's cola
For Eleanor, some other guy - for me the Pergola

Read this to the tune of Pepper by BHS and it slaps

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